MOBLEYC57
05-04-2003, 05:01 PM
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can\'t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn\'t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don\'t you ever see the headline \"Psychic Wins Lottery\"?
Why is \"abbreviated\" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do \"practice\"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you\'re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn\'t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver\'s license to buy liquor when you can\'t drink and drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you\'re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say \"Open here.\" What is the protocol if the package says, \"Open somewhere else\"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it\'s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it\'s called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can\'t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you throw your pet cat out your car window would that be called CAT LITTER?
If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?
Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil comes from olives, so what is Baby Oil made of?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can\'t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn\'t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don\'t you ever see the headline \"Psychic Wins Lottery\"?
Why is \"abbreviated\" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do \"practice\"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you\'re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn\'t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver\'s license to buy liquor when you can\'t drink and drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you\'re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say \"Open here.\" What is the protocol if the package says, \"Open somewhere else\"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it\'s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it\'s called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can\'t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you throw your pet cat out your car window would that be called CAT LITTER?
If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?
Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil comes from olives, so what is Baby Oil made of?
THAT\'S RIGHT!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif KEEP /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifING!!