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Thanatos
05-04-2003, 07:40 AM
I\'m not talking about the more obvious things like watching porn or lookin at nudie mags. I\'m talking about the more subtle things like a scent or a sound.
For me its the rain. I don\'t know there\'s just something about rain that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. The sound and the smell of fresh rain, the sudden bursts of lightning, the slow rumble of thunder in the background. mmmm, makes me wanna curl up under the blankets, run my hands over every inch of my woman and just spend the next few hours having slow sensuous sex.
BTW, it\'s raining right now and i\'m all alone. <sigh>

Andy
05-04-2003, 08:01 AM
I love the way women smell .. I don\'t mean perfume and such, just the plain way some women smell themselves turns me on.

seadove
05-04-2003, 09:18 AM
When a woman, preferably a blonde, sits in front of me and crosses/uncrosses her legs, Sharon Stone style, Like in that movie \"Basic Instinct\".Preferably showing a bit of panties.Oh I get turned on,yes!

Do you think they deliberately do that or is it an accidental \"regretable\" incident?

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proteus
05-04-2003, 09:24 AM
Intelligence, class, sophistication in a woman is major
turn-on for me - oh and a nice ass /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

seadove
05-04-2003, 09:25 AM
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Intelligence, class, sophistication in a woman is major

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Hea but only a bit, otherwise it\'ll spoil the pudding.

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Watcher
05-04-2003, 12:22 PM
Watching a woman get turned on and reacting to the pheromones, they just cant help themselves, sigh its raining today so im stuck at home to on a public hoilday.

MOBLEYC57
05-04-2003, 06:44 PM
I get turned on knowing that she\'s turned on from wanting me on her honeysuckle, feasting off its honeydew /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif, knowing that after about an hour or so, it\'ll be time for some serious body dancing!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif In which it will probably be a good idea if on her insurance, she has body collision! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Getting turned on from a peek...there\'s nothing more sexxxy or mouthwatering then seeing that dimple where the top of inner thigh meets the hip, right by the honeysuckle! Wheeeeeeeew!! WOOF!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Annnnd a nice set of toiletgrippers with matching thighs!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

tallmacky
05-04-2003, 09:38 PM
a girl sneezing.

seadove
05-04-2003, 09:48 PM
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a girl sneezing.


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Girl sneezing when?

Imagne you having sex with a girl when you\'re in her and she starts having a fit of a multiple sneeze syndrome, like \"Upchy, upchy, upchy....\".

Multiple orgasms guaranteed for both of ya!!

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tallmacky
05-04-2003, 10:17 PM
hahahahha

EXIT63
05-05-2003, 05:33 AM
<font color=\"purple\"> midgets </font>

Elana
05-05-2003, 05:39 AM
<font color=\"red\"> a drunk in a bar fight.....on a rainy afternoon </font>

EXIT63
05-05-2003, 05:46 AM
<font color=\"green\"> Twin Lithuanian Go-Go Girls! 5\'11\", dirty blonde, blue eyes, legs that are absolutely un-f****ing believable! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif </font>

in the rain.

**DONOTDELETE**
05-05-2003, 05:49 AM
A guy with the scissors jammed in his temple and a bat shoved up his ass while he\'s on fire ... in the rain.

Elana
05-05-2003, 05:50 AM
<font color=\"brown\">Those little monkeys that take your money and then tip their tiny little hats at you......when it is raining </font>

Elana
05-05-2003, 05:51 AM
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A guy with the scissors jammed in his temple and a bat shoved up his ass while he\'s on fire ... in the rain.

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That\'s so hot!

EXIT63
05-05-2003, 05:52 AM
I love organ grinder monkeys!!! Especially in the rain!

Xehupatl
05-05-2003, 05:57 AM
boobs .... rain optional

Elana
05-05-2003, 06:01 AM
This guy turns me on. Can someone buy this for me?

http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm (\"http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm\")

Enticing
05-05-2003, 06:40 AM
Oh jeez. You can find any number of these guys at your local trailer park, Elana...

I\'m in the same mood as FTR today. Dick torture turns me on... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif (rain optional)

Enticing
05-05-2003, 06:43 AM
Ok instead of dick torture, how about one of these instead:

http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/a9898011db7d5c/www.msnbc.com/news/1860301.jpg (\"http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/a9898011db7d5c/www.msnbc.com/news/1860301.jpg\")

Oh baby /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

upsidedown
05-05-2003, 06:44 AM
She just has to be breathing.

Rain and monkey optional.

tallmacky
05-05-2003, 10:44 AM
MJ a good looking guy to women? In a males point of view that is the only man I can understand why women actually like.

Briela
05-05-2003, 01:41 PM
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This guy turns me on. Can someone buy this for me?

http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm (\"http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm\")

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I guess they\'re right, you can buy anything on Ebay!

**DONOTDELETE**
05-05-2003, 05:03 PM
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Ok instead of dick torture, how about one of these instead:

http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/a9898011db7d5c/www.msnbc.com/news/1860301.jpg (\"http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/a9898011db7d5c/www.msnbc.com/news/1860301.jpg\")

Oh baby /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Not bad, not bad ... but he\'d look better with an ax parting his skull ... in the rain.

Enticing
05-06-2003, 02:51 AM
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he\'d look better with an ax parting his skull ... in the rain.


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Awww, Renee... anything specific you want to tell us about the male half of the human race, today? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

seadove
05-06-2003, 02:57 AM
No Enticing,

When Renee talks about Axes on skulls, she\'s usually in a bad mood.

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Elana
05-06-2003, 04:33 AM
<font color=\"#666666\">Have you ever met a person that could turn their eyelid inside out? That turns me on...........on a rainy Monday. </font>

MOBLEYC57
05-06-2003, 04:56 AM
Ain\'t nothing sweeter than when my baby lets me eat\'er
In the moooooooooooooooooooooorning
Ain\'t nothing finer than when I\'m in her vagina
In the moooooooooooooooooooooorning

Morning! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Gerund
05-06-2003, 10:47 AM
&lt;chuckle&gt; Good one~

What turns me on is that certain smile women get when I say to them, \"Bend over, I\'m driving.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
05-06-2003, 11:16 AM
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What turns me on is that certain smile women get when I say to them, \"Bend over, I\'m driving.\"

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When it\'s raining, or with an axe in the girls head?

Gerund
05-06-2003, 11:37 AM
&lt;giggle&gt; Um, lemme think about that one... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

seadove
05-07-2003, 11:27 PM
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a drunk in a bar fight.....on a rainy afternoon



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On a rainy afternoon.

This reminds me of a game we used to play in parties.It\'s called \"....in my uncle\'s silken pyjamas\"

We have to say, in our turn, a name of a movie, then add the sentence \"in my uncle\'s silken pyjamas.\"

Example:

\"Gone with the wind...in my uncle\'s silken pyjamas.\"

\"Some like it hot....in my uncle\'s silken pyjamas\"

\"My fair lady....in my uncle\'s silken pyjamas\"

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**DONOTDELETE**
05-08-2003, 04:52 PM
That\'s like the \"between the sheets\" game you play in a Chinese restaurant. Whatever your fortune cookie says, you have to follow it with \"between the sheets!\"

Enticing
05-08-2003, 06:02 PM
When I was in college, I once got turned on by a jock wearing faded soft blue jeans and nike white leather shoes with the red swooshes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I get turned on by men that have it \"going on\" but don\'t seem to know it. I don\'t mean backwards, or painfully shy, just genuine, easy to talk to, easy on the eyes, guys.

I\'m turned on by the way my crush smells when he\'s been sweating. I had my hands in his sweaty hair the other day, (temple and scalp massage) and afterwards, I just stood there and smelled my hands. I mean, how ewww,... but at the time, ... ahhh. Only a fellow phero groupie would understand this! And you\'re all IT!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif