seadove
04-29-2003, 10:02 PM
You redheads can\'t escape.Here\'s one for you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif:
Q: What\'s the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won\'t accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads and McDonald\'s have in common?
A: You\'ve never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What\'s safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like \"I\'m one of those males who love redheads, great jokes.\"
Q: How do you get a redhead\'s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: Why aren\'t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she\'s yours.
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched \"stay off MY TURF!\" on his back with her nails.
What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There\'s a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Ok I\'m running away now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Q: What\'s the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won\'t accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads and McDonald\'s have in common?
A: You\'ve never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What\'s safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like \"I\'m one of those males who love redheads, great jokes.\"
Q: How do you get a redhead\'s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: Why aren\'t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she\'s yours.
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched \"stay off MY TURF!\" on his back with her nails.
What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There\'s a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Ok I\'m running away now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif