seadove
04-25-2003, 03:20 AM
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house where they
made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell sleep, awakening at around eight PM.
As the man threw on his clothes, he asked the
woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified,
she nonetheless complied. He then slipped into his shoes and drove
home.
\"Where have you been!\" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
\"Darling, I can\'t lie to you. I\'ve been having an affair with my
secretary and we\'ve been having wild sex all afternoon. I fell
asleep and didn\'t wake up until eight o\'clock.\"
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, \"You lying bastard!
You\'ve been playing golf again!\"
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their passions overcame them and they took off for her house where they
made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell sleep, awakening at around eight PM.
As the man threw on his clothes, he asked the
woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified,
she nonetheless complied. He then slipped into his shoes and drove
home.
\"Where have you been!\" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
\"Darling, I can\'t lie to you. I\'ve been having an affair with my
secretary and we\'ve been having wild sex all afternoon. I fell
asleep and didn\'t wake up until eight o\'clock.\"
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, \"You lying bastard!
You\'ve been playing golf again!\"
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