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Enticing
04-24-2003, 09:57 AM
Top Signs a woman is interested in new conquests:
Hair is always done, including roots and highlights
She always smells good
Works out constantly
Working on her tan
Dresses nicer
Trims her other hair
*Buys new lingerie* (the clincher)
I was checking out how much it costs to have my teeth bleached today.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I guess some women get a pedicure, manicure, and other primpy things.
What\'s the thing you do to prepare for a new \'conquest\'?
EXIT63
04-24-2003, 11:57 AM
Play up the clothes angle.
Buy really tight pants. (maybe Franki Bs)
Lowcut tank top with spaghetti straps
New spikey heels
Accessorize
Accessorize
Accessorize
Go easy on the makeup.
Nice modern haircut
And don\'t forget to clean the chicken wings out of your teeth!
Elana
04-24-2003, 12:33 PM
I LOVE Franki B jeans and a tight tank top! Exit has great taste. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I think you both summed it up
Lucky
04-24-2003, 01:50 PM
Pedicures are important if you like to have your toes licked on...and more.
Lucky
04-24-2003, 01:53 PM
Exit,
It\'s interesting that you mention accessories. I didn\'t think guys noticed. What do you like?
Whitehall
04-24-2003, 01:55 PM
A well chosen silk scarf is an accessory that can add a lot to a woman\'s presentation.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-24-2003, 02:14 PM
That, or get your cooter waxed...
Whitehall
04-24-2003, 02:25 PM
Honeybunch, your \"cooter\" is not an accessory! It\'s the main act.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-24-2003, 02:28 PM
Oh. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Mtnjim
04-24-2003, 03:18 PM
\"It\'s interesting that you mention accessories. I didn\'t think guys noticed.\"
Oh, we notice. We just don\'t let you know. If we did, we might have to go \"shopping\" with you instead of the beer and football.
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Lucky
04-24-2003, 03:18 PM
It\'s been a long day, Red. You forgot.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-24-2003, 03:25 PM
I knew it came into play somewhere in there...
Lucky
04-24-2003, 03:29 PM
What do you notice Mtnjim? I had no clue this had to do with shopping!!! I hate to shop (and I love football).
dexxl
04-25-2003, 11:41 PM
hair clips,
i looove hair clips.
no idea why, but a girl has a hair clip on.
i\'d wanna love her tonight...
I love belly and ankle chains /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Enticing
04-26-2003, 04:44 AM
Toe rings. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Hoop earrings? (maybe not)
**DONOTDELETE**
04-27-2003, 07:28 AM
Toe rings, for sure.
I don\'t like hoop earrings, myself. They make guys look like Mr. Clean and women look like gypsys. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Cloud9
04-27-2003, 07:47 AM
the blonde joke said they use them for resting there feet.
proteus
05-03-2003, 05:56 AM
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Exit,
It\'s interesting that you mention accessories. I didn\'t think guys noticed. What do you like?
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An interesting necklace that comes to just above her breasts - gives me a good excuse to take it in my hand and inadvertently /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif do some mild kino - great tension buster if she is interested as once she\'s let me touch her necklace she lets my hands travel elsewhere after /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
monesrule
05-03-2003, 06:40 AM
you are right, guys don\'t really notice accessories.
Shoes and accessories are the dumbest things women are obsessed with. they care so much how those things look, yet then looks don\'t matter when it comes to who they are going to f-ck
tallmacky
05-03-2003, 07:38 AM
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you are right, guys don\'t really notice accessories.
Shoes and accessories are the dumbest things women are obsessed with. they care so much how those things look, yet then looks don\'t matter when it comes to who they are going to f-ck
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hahahahha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Elana
05-03-2003, 07:44 AM
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yet then looks don\'t matter when it comes to who they are going to f-ck
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who told you that? They sure as hell matter to me
tallmacky
05-03-2003, 08:26 AM
ahhh ladies need to make up there mind I can pull up atleast 100 posts of elana saying that looks don\'t matter.
Elana
05-03-2003, 11:07 AM
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ahhh ladies need to make up there mind I can pull up atleast 100 posts of elana saying that looks don\'t matter.
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GO FOR IT!!!! I challenge you to find even one post from ME where I said that looks don\'t matter.
Gerund
05-03-2003, 11:10 AM
The only looks that might matter to Elana could involve that pesky foreskin thing? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Elana
05-03-2003, 11:15 AM
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The only looks that might matter to Elana could involve that pesky foreskin thing? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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I am worldly kind of woman /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I prefer without, but have had a few intact. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
camusflage
05-05-2003, 04:48 AM
Shoes and accessories aren\'t for guys. They\'re for other women, according to every woman I\'ve ever talked about the subject with. Basically, it\'s the \"I\'ve got a cooler computer/cell phone/car stereo/home theater system than you\" thing for the female gender.
Kifer85
05-05-2003, 03:17 PM
really sexy shoes always add a nice touch, as do tasteful piercings that are a bit more adventurous than the earlobes.
And too much make-up is usually the pitfall of a lot of women. I say some natural or slightly glossy lipstick, a touch of eyeliner, and light blush is really all a real woman needs at the very very most on all but the most formal occasions.
But hoop earings...ooohhhhh /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif they make me want to cum myself. Im getting all flustered just thinking about them. They turn nearly any woman into a sexy gypsy seductress.
Guys definately notice. I think we pretend we don\'t just to see how much the girls are willing to do to get our attention. If we showed any interest, we\'d either be shopping for them or they would just stop caring.
**DONOTDELETE**
05-05-2003, 04:52 PM
Well, the original question of this thread was how can you tell if a woman is out for new conquests? In other words, how can you tell if she\'s on the make.
I still maintain that waxing her cooter is one thing a woman does when she\'s on the make.
Accessories are for US. Sexy shoes/belts/purses/jewelry just make us feel good.
Nice when the other women say \"OH! Where did you get those SHOES?\" too ... but mostly pretty shoes just put the sashay in your walk.
seadove
05-06-2003, 12:52 AM
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Accessories are for US. Sexy shoes/belts/purses/jewelry just make us feel good.
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A very good accessory I personally like is the famous ankle chain for women, usually in gold.I read somewhere on the web that a lot of body language is conversed between the partners through that chain.If the male takes the right initiative to \"praise\" the beauty of the chain, the woman will relay to him \"If you\'ve come this far, why don\'t you go ahead by climbing further up.\"
That\'s the main reason why she chained it there in the first place.
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Elana
05-06-2003, 04:41 AM
Haven\'t ankle chains been out of fashion for years? I haven\'t seen one in forever.
MOBLEYC57
05-06-2003, 05:05 AM
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Pedicures are important if you like to have your toes licked on...and more.
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Hi there! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Back to the original topic...the sign! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I was talking to this lady at this bar, and she kept putting her boob in my glass. I kept moving back to make sure I wasn\'t dreaming, and she kept doing it. That was a sure sign! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Later she looks at me and says, \"I just want to see how you are.\" Hooooooold on Mister Jay-raffe!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
monesrule
05-06-2003, 08:35 AM
a small one is cool. or one that is thin win like silver and little diamonds (fake)is cool. That is so hot on the waste it is ridiculous, especially with one of those penenant things pointing down to her fu-k hole
Elana
05-06-2003, 08:39 AM
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especially with one of those penenant things pointing down to her fu-k hole
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif That\'s pretty crude /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
monesrule
05-06-2003, 08:51 AM
yea, but you want to know what? any woman who wears one of those things is being crude -- in a suddle way. And that is why it is so sexy -- you are being teased.
Like those one shoulder off tops that slant diagnolly across the chest.
They are better then the ones without shoulders because it evokes the comparison of dressed and undressed.
And that is why showing too much skin is not a turn on -- leaves nothing to imagination, not as clever. Like a joke that just says it or a joke that implies it, the more sophisticated joke is always funnier.
Evry woman who wears one of those penant things point down knows what she is implying. It\'s available if you are man enough
**DONOTDELETE**
05-06-2003, 10:37 AM
I believe Elana was referring to the expression \"f*ckhole\" as being crude.
It\'s like the subtle joke ... sometimes it just goes sailing right over the other person\'s head...
Elana
05-06-2003, 10:39 AM
<font color=\"purple\"> BINGO! </font> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Gerund
05-06-2003, 10:42 AM
Horizontal, diaganol, or vertical?
pelotudo
05-06-2003, 02:34 PM
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<font color=\"purple\"> BINGO! </font> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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ROFL, double teamed by the ladies...j00 got pwned.
BTW, can I be next?
BTW, the NPA came in today. You ready to come to Orlando /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Bottle
03-27-2004, 03:42 PM
I pay a lot of
attention to how women dress /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
...and its very important on all
occasions /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Where I live the women
look they they just got done slopping out the hog pen. Almost anyway. It\'s very sad.
These posts you\'re
pulling up are great blasts from the past Bottle. I wish some of those people were still here. It would be nice to
see FTR and that Brian guy here again. I missed FTR, I came in after she\'d left. What a rocket launcher she was.
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bundyburger
03-30-2004, 04:38 AM
FTR had a great
knack of just saying something that was on her mind, and that something would be sooo useful for guys to know.
For me it was like that anyway. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Maybe she\'ll be back
some day. The forum\'s changed from what turned her off. I think.
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Bottle
03-30-2004, 09:20 AM
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Where I live the women look they they just got done
slopping out the hog pen. Almost anyway. It\'s very sad.
These posts you\'re pulling up are great blasts from
the past Bottle. I wish some of those people were still here. It would be nice to see FTR and that Brian guy here
again. I missed FTR, I came in after she\'d left. What a rocket launcher she was.
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yeah I got
addicted to reading all the old stuff for two nights running hahahaahha
geeez...man, get a life [says to
himself]
I soon learnt the kind to look out for /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
burgerama1960
03-31-2004, 10:21 AM
I think it would
be so cool if everyone was straight up with each other all the time. It sure would cut down on the B.S. Us guys are
to blame though. Anytime a women is as confident as Ftr is about her sexuallity and exspresses those thoughts there
are always 1000\'s of tongue wagging aholes saying stupid stuff to scare her away. I think that is why some women
are reserved in expressing their thoughts about sexual things.
Holmes
03-31-2004, 11:29 AM
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I wish some of those people were still here. It
would be nice to see FTR and that Brian guy here again. I missed FTR, I came in after she\'d left. What a rocket
launcher she was. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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No kidding.
And Brian hasn\'t been around in ages. Where is
he?
Holmes
franki
03-31-2004, 02:02 PM
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Us guys are to blame though. Anytime a women is as confident as Ftr is about
her sexuallity and exspresses those thoughts there are always 1000\'s of tongue wagging aholes saying stupid stuff
to scare her away. I think that is why some women are reserved in expressing their thoughts about sexual things.
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I don\'t think FTR is/was scared away (very easily)
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franki
03-31-2004, 02:04 PM
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I LOVE Franki B jeans and a tight tank top! Exit has great taste.
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I think you both summed it up
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With my name on your butt you can\'t go wrong..
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif (my last name
starts with B /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif )
Pancho1188
03-31-2004, 02:41 PM
...you\'re going
insane:
FTR has been gone as long as I\'ve been on the forum...
Coincidence?!?!? I think not!!!
Brian
was gone shortly after I arrived on the scene...
Coincidence?!?!? I think not!!!
Phantom returned shortly
after I arrived...
Coincidence?!?!? I think not!!!
Tallmacky started going insane shortly after I arrived on
the forum...
Coincidence?!?!? Yeah, probably... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
But
that\'s what happens when the Suicide Bomber/Devil\'s Advocate/In Heat mofo gets into the act...
Everybody
Pancho!!!
Give me the Pancho
Everybody Pancho!!!
Pancho, Pancho, we want
Pancho...
P-A-N......C-H-O...
Pancho, boys!!!
I can\'t be your Pancho Man...
Can\'t be your Pancho
Man...
Can\'t be your Pancho Man,
Your Pancho Man,
Your Pancho Man...
Pancho, Pancho Man
I want to be a
Pancho Man
Pancho, Pancho Man
I want to be a Pancho...
Pancho, Pancho, Pancho Time
Time to sit back and
unwind...
Pancho, Pancho, Pancho Time
Time to sit back and unwind...
Panch, Panch, Panch it up!
Panch that
Pancho spirit up!!!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\'m*thump, thump* hooked on a
Pancho...
(Panchooooooo...Panchoooooo...)
If you want me to stay
I\'ll never leave
If you want me to
stay
If you want me to stay
I\'ll never leave you
(Panchoooooo......Panchooooo.....)
Errrrrrrrybody in the
club gettin\' Pancho...
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4
Pancho\'s in the house and he tryna get some
more
We got some SRH
Some Bundyburger
A little Elana
We\'ll definitely set this party of right
(Are u gonna
be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, Holmes, Holmes, Holmes, Holmes, Holmes)
Pancho has taken his toll on me
He
said dumb things too many times before
And my heart is breaking just reading this
I have no choice cause I just
won\'t reply anymore
Man, that\'s what you get when stress drives you nuts...
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franki
03-31-2004, 02:44 PM
Wow, Pancho, did you
just go 10 posts without mentioning me? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Icarus
03-31-2004, 02:50 PM
MASSAGE FRANKI\'S
EGO, DAMMIT
Elana
03-31-2004, 03:02 PM
Pancho is so in love
with Holmes. Franki....I know Holmes and you are no Holmes.
EXIT63
03-31-2004, 03:13 PM
Who\'s Brian?
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CptKipling
03-31-2004, 03:22 PM
Top sign:
Knee
high \"f*ck-me\" boots and a short skirt.
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Elana
03-31-2004, 04:04 PM
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Top sign:
Knee high \"f*ck-me\" boots and a short skirt.
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and no panties
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burgerama1960
03-31-2004, 06:36 PM
and a tee shirt
that says DO ME!
bundyburger
03-31-2004, 06:55 PM
and an unopened
condom in one hand while she calls out \"Anyone?? Anyone?? Me horny.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif\"
Elana
03-31-2004, 07:00 PM
and inserting a 10\"
dildo shouting \"anyone have something bigger\"?
CptKipling
04-01-2004, 01:14 AM
<99.99999% of the
male population> \"Damnit!\"
Icarus
04-01-2004, 02:09 AM
I have a marrow, if
that\'s any use.
bundyburger
04-01-2004, 04:57 AM
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I have a marrow, if that\'s any use.
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Steve, you and Exit come up with the best show stoppers. LOL
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Elana
04-01-2004, 05:11 AM
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I have a
marrow, if that\'s any use.
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Steve, you and Exit come up with
the best show stoppers. LOL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I KNOW!!!
I LOVE THEM!
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Pancho1188
04-01-2004, 05:23 AM
11
Pancho1188
04-01-2004, 05:24 AM
12
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