Female Masturbation Survey

[Cloud9]

How many times do you masturbate in one month?
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Female Masturbation Survey
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />None, I use a man or woman only
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />once to a few times a month
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />4 times a month
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />5 times a month
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\" />6-8 times a month
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />9-12 times a month
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />3 times a week
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\" />4 times a week
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\" />5 times a week
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />6 times a week, and on Sunday I rest.
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"11\" />Every day. I can\'t stop touching my hot self!
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"12\" />More than once a day. I keep a small KY Jelly production facillity in mexico in business.
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[Elana]

2-3 times a day /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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!!

You do NOT!

[Elana]

I really do /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Elana]

That scares me that you are shocked. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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How long you been doin\' that?

[Elana]

For as long as I can remember.

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Strumpet!

[Elana]

I\'m gonna go crawl in a corner and hide. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Bad as a guy!

Crawl in a corner and play with yourself, more likely! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

SHUT UP! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I am as bad as a guy.

[Cloud9]

nice one. It\'s a habbit

[Cloud9]

You need to select the last poll option ELANA

[Elana]

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nice one. It\'s a habbit

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More like an addiction

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I\'m truly shocked. Two or three times a day EVERY DAY seems like an awful lot for a female. But who knows what the survey will say? I can\'t wait to see the results.

[Cloud9]

Hope the women want be scared to vote.

[Elana]

Cloud9- I am sorry I messed up your poll. I clicked the wrong one.

FTR- I have a feeling that you will see I am not the only perv female here. At least I hope so or I will feel like a freak. lol

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Me - once or twice a week. Usually more like once.

But then if it\'s on a weekend day, I\'ll get on a roll and do it three or four times...it depends on what other stimulus is around and what time of the month it is.

I try to keep my appetite keen for the real thing, but ... sounds like you don\'t have a problem with appetite! I\'m a little envious, if anything.

[Cloud9]

thats ok

[Elana]

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I try to keep my appetite keen for the real thing, but ... sounds like you don\'t have a problem with appetite! I\'m a little envious, if anything.


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The real thing makes me worse because I am such a perv. I will non stop think about the hot session and have to go at it even more. Masturbation doesn\'t desensitize me at all unless I abuse my toys. I am very careful to limit the use of battery operated toys.

[Cloud9]

car battery operated vibrator 2000..doubles as a concrete buster.

[Andy]

Hehe ... stick to water and food operated ones instead /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

It frustrates me to masturbate. I give in to it only when I\'m at the point that I can\'t concentrate and my low back hurts.

Elana, I just went and looked at your chart again. Sag, Leo rising, Aquarius moon, born in the year of the Fire Horse.

Sag is a fire sign, Leo is a fire sign, Aquarius is an air sign (feeds fire), born in a fire year ... um, are you passionate at all? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

What are you gonna do when you hit forty? Seriously! The hormones come slamming down...

[Elana]

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What are you gonna do when you hit forty? Seriously! The hormones come slamming down...

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Maybe try to get hypnotized. I thought about that. If I thought it would really work, I would do it. I just want to think less about sex.

Hey....Maybe some of the guys here could do it for me. They could point to my crotch.....circle their fingers counter clockwise while they hop on one foot singing stairway to heaven backwards. That could work.

[Elana]

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Elana, I just went and looked at your chart again. Sag, Leo rising, Aquarius moon, born in the year of the Fire Horse.

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Is that a nice way of telling me that I am a pervert freakazoid? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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No, why would I tell you the obvious? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I\'m sure the guys would be glad to help you ... but they might have different methods in mind ...

[Elana]

Where is BWW when I need her. lol /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Andy]

That\'s right FTR .. like making her thinking of one sex session per day ... like from 5pm to 10pm /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Elana]

Did you mean to write 5am-10pm?

[Andy]

In case you like it that way ... but be sure to bring a family package of cream to treat the sore spots afterwards.

[seadove]

Elana needs a smacking.

Cum and get it...

Wack, wack, wack.

Elana (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

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[Andy]

Dove, your parents should have told you to never play with food ... and Elana is such a yummy sweet pie ... and men just don\'t smack pies ... they eat them /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[seadove]

Ok

If you gimme a piece. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

(Not that piece!)

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[EXIT63]

Elana says
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I just want to think less about sex.

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I\'ll send you my photo.

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Exit, you funny.

[Cloud9]

Maybe I should have done a Male thread, it would get more votes..lol

[tallmacky]

Is farting and masturbation still a female taboo.

Next you should ask the ladies how many times a day they pass wind, I bet never /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cloud9]

yeah, every woman always say that they don\'t do \"that\". Fart that is.

[bundyburger]

Wow! We\'ve got votes from all 7 women on the forum. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I know, I know it actually says eight... I voted too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

...not really. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[mikey]

Just nine votes? Come on girlis, don t be scared /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Elana]

What are you guys planning on doing with this info? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[EXIT63]

I think this thread is offensive and should be deleted!

[Elana]

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I think this thread is offensive and should be deleted!

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YEAH!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cloud9]

it is not offensive..if it was then the women wouldn\'t have voted on it. duh. grow up and smell the real world. what the hell is wrong with masturbation? It isn\'t racist.

[Cloud9]

Your just mad because it\'s \"not lady-like\" EXIT?

[EXIT63]

I find it offensive and it should be deleted.

Plain and simple.

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Yeah, and P.S.: Off with your head.

[Cloud9]

TOO BAD EXIT it is NOT GOING TO BE DELETED!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Ok, but can we behead Cloud9?

[Elana]

Which head should we remove? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

The one that talks.

The other one perhaps there is a use for.

[Cloud9]

AHHH, no!

[xxxPantero]

ABOUT FEMALE TABOOS:

I have a very sexy friend that also does it about 2-3 times a day.
Sometimes she even goes up to 6-7 times a day.
It\'s like she can\'t stop doing it.
We\'re in her room, she does it.
She does it in my room.
She even does it in the car.
She likes it when I listen to her do it.
She wants me to do it more.
She wants to hear me do it.
Seriously, this girl absolutely cannot stop doing it.
















The only problem is that the \"it\" I\'m referring to here is farting.

[Andy]

I had a female friend that was like this. She did things like that all the time. She once shoved a ruler inside herself while beeing in the classroom. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Gerund]

\"This one time, at Band Camp...\"

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Is this gonna be a flutophone story?

[Gerund]

&lt;chuckle&gt;

I\'m glad you recognized the reference~ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif