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DrSmellThis
04-18-2003, 06:41 AM
So was Oday really drinking all that MGD they found in his porn palace, or was he just drinking the Chimay and giving the MGD to the Hos? Anyone have a Ouija board?
DrSmellThis
04-19-2003, 06:35 AM
Oops...\"Uday\"
franki
04-19-2003, 07:01 AM
Duhhh..., finally your joke makes some sense. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
DrSmellThis
04-19-2003, 07:15 AM
Tough crowd, I tell ya. Typos are the death of a cyber-comedian. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

What I really need is a pheromone that makes people laugh at my jokes. Maybe travis\'s fart pheromone will doodie trick. Get it? \"Doodie?\" Like, \"Watcher made a doodie in his pants\"?! Damn you guys suck.
MOBLEYC57
04-19-2003, 08:06 AM
Damn the typos Doc! You got me laughing!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
franki
04-19-2003, 08:45 AM
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seadove
04-19-2003, 08:56 AM
I\'ll have a Carlsberg pleeeeeeze !

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**DONOTDELETE**
04-19-2003, 12:18 PM
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Tough crowd, I tell ya. Typos are the death of a cyber-comedian.

What I really need is a pheromone that makes people laugh at my jokes. Maybe travis\'s fart pheromone will doodie trick. Get it? \"Doodie?\" Like, \"Watcher made a doodie in his pants\"?! Damn you guys suck.

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That cracked me up and made my day.
DrSmellThis
04-19-2003, 11:44 PM
American forces discovered Sadaam\'s son Uday\'s palace was filled with porn and party materials, such as MGD beer and Chimay ale; porn wallpaper, and a huge directory of hookers. They suspect Uday was killed in bombing. It was in the news. The news is where you get propaganda about negative current events and learn why we\'re great and everyone else sucks. I hope that helped.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-20-2003, 01:28 AM
Because I understand the news as you defined it, I don\'t listen to it or read it, which left me completely in the dark as to who Uday was (sounds like pig latin to me) and what Chimay and MGD might be. So, yeah, that helped a lot, thanks.

My question is, if Uday\'s dead, who gets the porn palace? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
franki
04-20-2003, 02:29 AM
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My question is, if Uday\'s dead, who gets the porn palace? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
seadove
04-20-2003, 04:48 AM
Maybe Udai Saddam is actually one of the members in the L-S forum?

Naaa.
franki
04-20-2003, 05:26 AM
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Maybe Udai Saddam is actually one of the members in the L-S forum?

Naaa.

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Uhhhh, you mean Udai Hussein? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
seadove
04-20-2003, 05:29 AM
Ok you got me Franki.

It\'s Udai whatshisface Hussain.

(It was the beer in me \'ed.)

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