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Cloud9
04-15-2003, 12:39 PM
Please select your closest size to the table<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1050435553Cloud9\">
Penis Size Survey
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />3.5\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />3.75\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />4.0\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />4.25\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\" />4.5\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />4.75\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />5.0\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\" />5.25\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\" />5.5\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />5.75\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"11\" />6.0\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"12\" />6.25\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"13\" />6.5\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"14\" />6.75\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"15\" />7.0\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"16\" />7.25\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"17\" />7.5\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"18\" />7.75\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"19\" />8.0\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"20\" />8.25\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"21\" />8.5\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"22\" />8.75\"
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"23\" />It want fit! this sucks
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"24\" />I loose consciousness when I\'m erect from blood lose.
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>
MaxiMog
04-15-2003, 12:46 PM
1 inch = 2.57 cm.
Do you really want to give yourself a depression or what, Cloud? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Best way to measure: just stretch \'him\' out as far as possible when you\'re not having an erection. That size is the same as you\'re max. length.
And no cheating!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
phersurf
04-15-2003, 02:06 PM
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1 inch = 2.57 cm.Best way to measure: just stretch \'him\' out as far as possible when you\'re not having an erection. That size is the same as you\'re max. length.
And no cheating!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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If that were the case with me, it would be over 8\" long! Mine stretches a little over an inch longer than my erection.
MaxiMog
04-15-2003, 02:19 PM
The obvious advantage you get by stretching is that you measure in one straight line (which may perhaps explain the difference in lenght?). By stretching him as far as possible (don\'t overdo it it tough) you get to know his maximum \'flexibility\', the amount in which he CAN grow.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-15-2003, 05:13 PM
Oh, believe me. Cloud9 would not be depressed.
Tantalus747
04-15-2003, 07:06 PM
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By stretching him as far as possible (don\'t overdo it it tough) you get to know his maximum \'flexibility\', the amount in which he CAN grow.
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I tore him off trying to get an extra inch! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Seriously though, I didn\'t measure, but just eyeballing it, he was about the same length stretched as when firmly erect, does that mean jelqing wouldn\'t work for me? (I wasn\'t really planning on trying it anyway.)
Elana
04-16-2003, 04:36 AM
The guy who put \"I loose consciousness when I\'m erect from blood lose\" please contact me ASAP. I just want to check you out to make sure everything is Ok with you. It\'s for medical reasons.
johnngo19
04-23-2003, 08:19 AM
do penis enlarge pills work?
franki
04-23-2003, 08:35 AM
From the results of this poll so far I calculated an average penis size of 6.4118 inch. And that is all I am going to say about penis size for today, or people will start to think I am gay .... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Franki
Cloud9
04-23-2003, 09:28 AM
I don\'t think the poll will be very accurate because a lot of guys are going to lie or not measure their penis properly. A good poll would have nurses/scientists come to your home and measure your penis for you. The latest study do that had scientists measure american spring breakers in cancun got an average penis size of 5.5\"-5.8\" inches
Cloud9
04-23-2003, 09:34 AM
Do you think that very attractive men tend to have more femanine characteristics, which might lead them to have a smaller penis?
Elana
04-23-2003, 09:37 AM
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I don\'t think the poll will be very accurate because a lot of guys are going to lie or not measure their penis properly. A good poll would have nurses/scientists come to your home and measure your penis for you. The latest study do that had scientists measure american spring breakers in cancun got an average penis size of 5.5\"-5.8\" inches
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FTR and Elana raising hands....grabbing rulers
phersurf
04-23-2003, 10:23 AM
In an intersting study I read recently, the average size of gay males is about 1/2 inch larger than heterosexuals. I don\'t know what this means, just thought it would be intersting.
Maybe it means that Elana and FTR will be more active in trying to convert homosexuals /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
nonscents
04-23-2003, 10:39 AM
Please send a nurse to my home ASAP. I heard Elana\'s an RN. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
Elana
04-23-2003, 10:52 AM
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Please send a nurse to my home ASAP. I heard Elana\'s an RN. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
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I am not a nurse in real life, but I play one on this forum. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I am on my way..............
Watcher
04-23-2003, 01:15 PM
And here i was thinking 8.5 inch was normal (19.5cm) oh well i guess im fairly lucky.
Cloud9
04-23-2003, 01:28 PM
Watcher 8.5\" is a monster of a penis. Girls think I\'m huge at 7.5\". better be careful with that thing.
Watcher, 8.5 inch is 21.59 in cm (8.5x2,54=21.59, or am I wrong on this one?).
@Cloud
How old are these girls at average ?
Cloud9
04-23-2003, 01:55 PM
20s with experience, no sex with them..just messing around. I think the women on here would agree with my remark on the size.
Cloud9
04-23-2003, 01:58 PM
considering average is 5.5-5.8 inches I\'d say 6.5-8.5 inches would be as big as you would want to be. Most women can\'t take anything over 8.5 inches at the most.
About 19 cm (7.5\") isn\'t small of cause .. but I wouldn\'t call it \"huge\" either. Yup .. that was what I was talking about by mentioning the problems.
In the end .. it hasn\'t to be big, it has to taste good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Cloud9
04-23-2003, 02:02 PM
I thought you said you were like 3 inches? 7.5 isn\'t average either.
Me ? 3 inches ? lol .. nope. I am a little bigger than 3\".
**DONOTDELETE**
04-23-2003, 04:02 PM
See, I think the problem is that it\'s difficult to measure because if you\'re there alone, I mean ... is that really as big as you can get? Because Elana and I could probably put another inch on it ... you see what I\'m saying? and even then ... who knows if that\'s really, really as big as it can get ... this measuring business could take all night.
tallmacky
04-24-2003, 12:06 AM
I voted for 8, I maybe a bit more but why risk it. I think you should have went up to 10 inches, \'cause when I cheat I can get up to 9 on a good day. I think every guy cheats on it once in awhile were he pushes the skin and so on down on the bottom of his shaft for that much larger look hehhe. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif.
Even more important is gurth I am sure some of the 5-6 inch guys may have more then me.
Tall ... the correct measurement is from the base to the tip of the head, measured from above. That means you have to push the skin/fat tissue of the pelvic area back an measure from the base. It\'s done this way in every statistic, that means too that every penis measured during a statistic is in fact .5\" to 1\" shorter in freehanded visible lenght.
MaxiMog
04-24-2003, 01:55 AM
I said it before and I\'ll say it again: if you want to accurately measure your size, stretch him out as far as possible (this isn\'t supposed to hurt at all!). He CANNOT become bigger than that!!!
If he\'s shorter when limp, then you\'re just not good at measuring while stiff.
If he\'s shorter while stiff, it must be that he can become even bigger, but that nothing or nobody at that moment is letting you reach your limits.
And guys, really stop that boasting: if there\'s one truth it is that men will (almost) always exaggerate to their friends about their penis size. The women that accompany the group certainly know better.
The average erection is 5.5 inch; the average vagina 3.5 inches, the most sensitive spots are located in the first two inches, ending in the G-spot.
I\'m sorry for the guys with penises like bigger than 7 inches, but you shouldn\'t think it makes you a better lover. Fact is actually that the guy you were talking about here with the 3 inch penis could provide \"better services\" because he has it easier in reaching the most sensitve spots: he can penetrate relatively deeper (penis size to \"how deep he actually penetrates\" - ratio). The guy with the 7+ inch penis will have 5 inches remaining outside when reaching for the most sensitive spots. Is that a good thing? I don\'t really think so... Penetrating really deep and hard with a thing like that will give more pain than pleasure.
Women who really \"dig\" big penises, do so more because of the power and ultra-masculinity they see in it, than of what the guy does with it INSIDE her.
If you stretch out your Member, you are stretching him right away from your body. That means you will be stretching the tissues and corpora cavernosa too. Ok .. now look at it .. do you notice something ? Where\'s your girth ? You\'ve been stretching the spaces that are used up for girth right away from your body. That is no scientific measure, in case it\'s bigger this way (and it surely will if done right), it\'s plain and simple cheating, because no woman will ever \"have\" this size.
You are right, the most sensitive areas are on the first two inches. But have you thought about the stimulation way a 7\" dick has while moving along ? Imagine a 3\" piece of sandpaper and a 7\" piece of sandpaper .. which one will have more effect on a 2\" surface while beeing moved all the way along it ? It must be hard to make a 3\" penis stay inside the vagina too, doesn\'t it slip out all the time while beeing a little more in rough stuff ? I might be wrong, in case I am please correct me freely, I\'d be interested in the girl\'s opinion especially.
MaxiMog
04-24-2003, 03:38 AM
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If you stretch out your Member, you are stretching him right away from your body. That means you will be stretching the tissues and corpora cavernosa too. Ok .. now look at it .. do you notice something ? Where\'s your girth ? You\'ve been stretching the spaces that are used up for girth right away from your body. That is no scientific measure, in case it\'s bigger this way (and it surely will if done right), it\'s plain and simple cheating, because no woman will ever \"have\" this size.
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The just stretching thing comes from a reputed (I dunno the word) \"Male/Men\'s doctor\". I wouldn\'t say he doesn\'t know what he\'s talking about... Let it make some sense too please. I think the \"spaces\" used for girth are designed to grow bigger outward, and ONLY outward. The thing is, if done properly, the difference in length is only about 0.2 inch max!
And about the cheating, just be honest with yourself and others. I don\'t care how long or how much longer or smaller yours is.
That\'s EXACTLY why I started the DO LOOKS MATTER topic in the women\'s section: it always about \"does penis size matter\" etc. I think it\'s only normal I started a topic about female genetalia and their looks I think to balance things out (there are size matters too of course, but it not quite an interesting discussion if it\'s only about that)
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It must be hard to make a 3\" penis stay inside the vagina too, doesn\'t it slip out all the time while beeing a little more in rough stuff ?
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LOL. I wouldn\'t know... Mines bigger than that! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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But have you thought about the stimulation way a 7\" dick has while moving along ? Imagine a 3\" piece of sandpaper and a 7\" piece of sandpaper .. which one will have more effect on a 2\" surface while beeing moved all the way along it ?
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Yeah, I considered that. But stimulating the G-spot ain\'t that easy. And just moving in and out with your large dick will not really stimulate it, whereas I think the tip of the smaller one will stimulate that particular spot a lot more. Then again, I wouldn\'t know. The only ones that now the answer are the girls.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-24-2003, 03:48 AM
They\'re all nice in their own ways, honestly - for all the reasons you\'ve just given. It\'s true the first part of the woman is the most sensitive, but it\'s not like the rest of it is numb...so it\'s nice if you can feel him all the way up -- on the other hand, it\'s true that if what you like is G spot stimulation, he doesn\'t have to be but so long, and a lot of that length is wasted for the moment ... some women like huge girth, and some women don\'t ...
It would seem to me it\'s like breasts - what man doesn\'t like them? And they\'re all different.
You work with whatever comes attached to the person you\'re attracted to.
I\'ve only ever seen one that I despaired of, and he was really no bigger than my pinkie in girth or length. He could have used some jelqing.
But he was great at oral. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Cloud9
04-24-2003, 06:36 AM
no telling how many times you\'d slip out with a 3 inch penis.
MaxiMog
04-24-2003, 07:28 AM
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no telling how many times you\'d slip out with a 3 inch penis.
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So odd how the guys with 7-8+ dicks know so good \"how many times you\'d slip out with a 3 inch penis\". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Cloud9
04-24-2003, 08:12 AM
I didn\'t say I knew, but it would be pretty easy to guess at since at times the big guys can slip out in certain positions during rough sex. I would imagine it would be painful for the woman if your slipping out all the time. Also, a smaller penis want work in a lot of positions.
The one handed helicopter driller ? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Please name a few to help my imagination ...
MaxiMog
04-24-2003, 09:18 AM
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I didn\'t say I knew, but it would be pretty easy to guess at since at times the big guys can slip out in certain positions during rough sex. I would imagine it would be painful for the woman if your slipping out all the time. Also, a smaller penis want work in a lot of positions.
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I was only joking, Cloud. Don\'t take it all too serious. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Cloud9
04-24-2003, 11:19 AM
oops sorry Maximog.
Elana
04-24-2003, 11:22 AM
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I\'ve only ever seen one that I despaired of, and he was really no bigger than my pinkie in girth or length. He could have used some jelqing.
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I had that once too. I wonder if it was the same guy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif He was also fantastic at oral. That was really shocking. He was such a big, gorgeous guy. I would never have expected him to be so tiny.
**DONOTDELETE**
04-24-2003, 11:28 AM
This guy was my boss - when I was in my twenties. OMG the fantasizing I did about him, and him about me ... and he was tall, dark and handsome, gorgeous suit every day ... and then the clothes came off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Elana
04-24-2003, 11:33 AM
It\'s obvious that neither one of us are over this experience. Come here and give me a hug. OK....now let\'s make up for this awful episode in our lives.
Will the 8.5\" guy please contact us at once?!
**DONOTDELETE**
04-24-2003, 11:49 AM
<sniffle> <sob> <hiccup>
o o okay. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
bundyburger
04-25-2003, 12:42 AM
FTR, re you axagerating about the pinky sized one?? That thin?!? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
CptKipling
04-27-2003, 10:00 AM
Does anyone know what the average girth is??
Elana: You dont know who the 8.5 guy is?
proteus
04-27-2003, 11:34 AM
There are problems for the not-so-small too - remember one ex. who told me she couldn\'t see me again after the first time we had sex - then a week later she calls me and begs me to sleep with her /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
04-27-2003, 12:13 PM
Bundy - not exaggerating. That thin, and only just that long.
Elana
04-27-2003, 12:18 PM
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Elana: You dont know who the 8.5 guy is?
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Of course I do! I have been obsessing about it since I PMed you many months ago. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Cloud9
04-27-2003, 01:11 PM
average girth I\'ve herd to be about 4.8 inches in circumference
krtel
04-27-2003, 08:03 PM
Wow, is size really THAT important? lol.
Kifer85
04-28-2003, 07:34 PM
im surprised there hasn\'t been a lot of discussion of girth. Everyone\'s heard the claim \"its not the length, its the girth\", and from what I have read here and from other reputable sources is that yes, girth probably plays a larger role in stimulation.
HENCE:
we should all take into account girth when we hear 8-9 in. guys flaunting their shafts. From now on, try posting length and girth
For me: 6.5-6.8 in L, 5.5-5.7 in G
I think it\'s because there was never any doubt if the girth plays an important role in female stimulation. It\'s just too clear that girth is important, but it\'s really depending on the woman how much is enough and how much is too much.
CptKipling
04-29-2003, 02:02 PM
The only person that needs to know knows my girth /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
tallmacky
04-29-2003, 04:08 PM
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The only person that needs to know knows my girth /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Wow, so you tell your mom everything?
krtel
04-29-2003, 05:50 PM
That was uncalled for. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
04-29-2003, 06:08 PM
Kinda funny tho
bundyburger
04-29-2003, 07:10 PM
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Wow, so you tell your mom everything?
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lol
**DONOTDELETE**
04-29-2003, 07:23 PM
Anybody remember JustHuge, who used to post here? Curiosity got the better of me as it always does and I emailed him to ask, ok, how big IS it?
He said, \"Eight and a half inches. But some women LIKE it that wide.\"
LOL
That\'s just heinously way too big IMO.
Maybe some women even like him to crawl in sideways /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
tallmacky
04-30-2003, 02:47 AM
What about aesthetics ladies? I mean you can make a fair arugment on how a 5\' inch man can perform as well or better then a 7\' and beyond, but what about general looks. I mean lets say you guys are sitting around the house naked and the guy is limp and looks like he stold a babies penis! Isn\'t that a bit of a turn off?
Elana
04-30-2003, 03:15 AM
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What about aesthetics ladies?
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That\'s mostly what it\'s about for me. I love the look of a big hard dick. A guy with a 5\" dick that knows what he is doing, still feels wonderful.
CptKipling
04-30-2003, 10:40 AM
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The only person that needs to know knows my girth /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Wow, so you tell your mom everything?
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When you say my mum, you meant your mum, right? Cos I\'m sure she wont have forgotten...
Elana
04-30-2003, 10:45 AM
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When you say my mum, you meant your mum, right? Cos I\'m sure she wont have forgotten...
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Not fair! Why does his Mom get to see it and I don\'t. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
tallmacky
04-30-2003, 08:42 PM
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When you say my mum, you meant your mum, right? Cos I\'m sure she wont have forgotten...
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Hahah, why would I say your mother and mean my mother? Anyhow yes my mother cannot stop raving about some young man with incredible girth, she even compares this gentleman to me and says I don\'t even come close to measuring up /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
CptKipling
05-01-2003, 06:20 AM
lol /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Gerund
05-01-2003, 12:40 PM
You know, I was looking at the survey results, and astoundingly, there is a resemblance to the expected bell-shaped curve such a survey should produce. However, the peak of the curve seems to be about 1\" higher than what I normally hear quoted for the male population.
Does this mean guys with big organs are more likely to use pheros? Or maybe that guys with big organs are just more likely to respond to such a survey?
upsidedown
05-01-2003, 12:56 PM
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Does this mean guys with big organs are more likely to use pheros? Or maybe that guys with big organs are just more likely to respond to such a survey?
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Or maybe guys are liars!
Oops, did I say that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
hoodas
05-01-2003, 01:26 PM
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Does this mean guys with big organs are more likely to use pheros? Or maybe that guys with big organs are just more likely to respond to such a survey?
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Or maybe guys are liars!
Oops, did I say that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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My vote is with upsidedown on this, guys are liars. At least thats what I am hoping for, I don\'t want to think that so many guys are bigger than me!!
franki
05-01-2003, 02:50 PM
My conclusion is that guys that use pheromones get larger dicks ... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
05-01-2003, 03:11 PM
or tell bigger lies
**DONOTDELETE**
05-01-2003, 03:14 PM
Actually, tho ... this is a pretty well-endowed group of guys. I think Elana would agree. The pics are stunning. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
druid
05-01-2003, 03:19 PM
thats it, I am gonna jelq for 2 months str8. see you guys then /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Mtnjim
05-01-2003, 03:24 PM
As long as I have a 10\" tongue, who cares about the other!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
I\'d say a 10\" tounge would be more kinda turnoff, mutations are nasty ..... hmmm ... where are ya carrying this thing ? You must have to swallow it every time you don\'t use it.
**DONOTDELETE**
05-01-2003, 08:40 PM
Hmmm ... maybe it\'s time for tongue pics!
tallmacky
07-06-2003, 03:38 AM
Someone should start a new penis survey, that one looks a bit flawed.
Chris_23
03-09-2004, 12:00 AM
Im 7.5, I might
be little bit over that.This pole is way off, Some people are lieing.
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I said it before and I\'ll say it again: if you
want to accurately measure your size, stretch him out as far as possible (this isn\'t supposed to hurt at all!).
He CANNOT become bigger than that!!!
If he\'s shorter when limp, then you\'re just not good at measuring
while stiff.
If he\'s shorter while stiff, it must be that he can become even bigger, but that nothing or nobody
at that moment is letting you reach your limits.
And guys, really stop that boasting: if there\'s one truth it
is that men will (almost) always exaggerate to their friends about their penis size. The women that accompany the
group certainly know better.
The average erection is 5.5 inch; the average vagina 3.5 inches, the most sensitive
spots are located in the first two inches, ending in the G-spot.
I\'m sorry for the guys with penises like
bigger than 7 inches, but you shouldn\'t think it makes you a better lover. Fact is actually that the guy you were
talking about here with the 3 inch penis could provide \"better services\" because he has it easier in reaching
the most sensitve spots: he can penetrate relatively deeper (penis size to \"how deep he actually penetrates\" -
ratio). The guy with the 7+ inch penis will have 5 inches remaining outside when reaching for the most sensitive
spots. Is that a good thing? I don\'t really think so... Penetrating really deep and hard with a thing like that
will give more pain than pleasure.
Women who really \"dig\" big penises, do so more because of the power and
ultra-masculinity they see in it, than of what the guy does with it INSIDE her.
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Yes, there really IS such a thing as too much of a very good thing.
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Wow, is size really THAT important? lol.
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Not to me. But, then, I\'ve never seen one THAT small.
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I\'d say a 10\" tounge would be more kinda
turnoff, mutations are nasty ..... hmmm ... where are ya carrying this thing ? You must have to swallow it every
time you don\'t use it.
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What\'s the old joke about the
popular guy licking his eyebrows?
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
What about aesthetics ladies?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
That\'s mostly what it\'s about for me. I love the look of a big hard dick. A guy with a
5\" dick that knows what he is doing, still feels wonderful.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Agree with part of that. I don\'t count much for size, in the feel.
However, re:
appearance-- average looks good to me, too.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
considering average is 5.5-5.8 inches I\'d say
6.5-8.5 inches would be as big as you would want to be. Most women can\'t take anything over 8.5 inches at the
most.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yes, big can hurt.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Do you think that very attractive men tend to have
more femanine characteristics, which might lead them to have a smaller penis?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Nope. The biggest I\'ve ever seen was attached to a gorgeous hunk.
Nymphette
03-09-2004, 03:12 AM
Same
Chris_23
03-09-2004, 03:45 AM
Ive never got
told i was to big.One time i did hurt this girl but it depends on what postion you are in.
Elana
03-09-2004, 05:32 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Im 7.5, I might be little bit over that.This
pole is way off, Some people are lieing.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I\'d like to
take a look at that pole. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Do you think that very attractive men tend to have
more femanine characteristics, which might lead them to have a smaller penis?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\"> This would suggest that less atractive men have bigger ones. A funny theory
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Having said that I did know a guy who wasn´t great looking but
had 12 inches and another one who was good looking who had 11.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Do you think that very attractive men tend to have more femanine
characteristics, which might lead them to have a smaller penis?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
This would suggest that less atractive men have bigger ones. A funny theory
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Having said that I did know a guy who wasn´t great looking but
had 12 inches and another one who was good looking who had 11.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I bet neither were 12 or 11.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
A) Did you ever see
them?
B) DId you ever measure them?
Of course I saw em how
else would I know duh? I didn´t need to measure them and I wouldn´t do such a silly thing. Others did it though
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Of course I saw em how else would I know duh? I
didn´t need to measure them and I wouldn´t do such a silly thing. Others did it though
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
They could have told you.
You never measured (I agree it is silly, I
would never do anything like that), so I don\'t buy it. I am sure they looked very big though.
hehe, you just don´t
like the idea do you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
It´s true, whether you believe it or not doesn´t bother me
really. I know what I know /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 09:36 AM
11 and 12
inches? Simply put, impossible. This/we have discussed this many times at another forum, which specializes in this,
and out of no jealous (I don\'t care how big they are) but size is more than often highly overestimated by women.
As seen by a lot of guys eye witness accounts dealing with the ladies. Nothing sexist and of course that has to be
said here or I get a bite in the ass, but women know little if anyting about accurate penis size and more than often
estimate 2 inches or more than what is there. Plus women do not measure...well if you don\'t measure it how can
you know? Women speak more in terms of relativity. Such as \"It was as big as my forearm\"...which is ridiculous
but shows the point. Men simply just measure it, and often lie about it in public.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif So with this we get a total unbalance of relative size, size
queens say stuff like \"I want 9\"....puhlease they have never seen 9 and if they did, they would be having a
vasectomy.
John Holmes himself, who people think was \"14 inches\" was none of the sort. He was merely
guestimated at just nearing or at 10\" inches in length and 7\" inches in girth (circumference). Why did he look
so much bigger well? \"For example, an 8\" x 6\", in terms of cubic volume, is literally almost twice the penile
mass of a 6\" x 5\". About 22 cubic inches versus 11.8 cubic inches.\" So that makes him to appear almost 3x
times larger volume speaking. As size goes up it looks dramatically larger.
Go find a standard ruler
and measure out 8 inches.....I guarantee the number and length will be huge way more than one would expect, and to
many, more than they have ever seen. The bell curve for penile size is very sharp on the upscale...very sharp. So I
highly, highgly doubt that claim of a 11 and 12 inch size viewing you speak of, damn near impossible. I am guessing
they were more around 8.5\" NBP it is not some great mystery most who claim this never measure, which is the
stupidest thing ever (no ruler shot, don\'t believe it then)...If someone told me they could hold their breath for
12 minutes I would time them /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I have much more info if ya\' need
more. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
There is one guy in the biz that is overtly huge, at
or below 11\" inches, if even that. I\'m not sure if I can post that here, if you saw it you would know exactly
what I mean, would blow your mind.....very rare if not impossible. This is a positive for guys though, you can
probably seem and appear bigger if you are in the average range and tack on a few inches if ya want.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Ron Jeremy is only
10.5, and the nurses couldn\'t believe the size of his d!ck in the hospital when he was born.
Anyway, just
listen to TM, he will teach you much about life.
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 09:56 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Ron Jeremy is only 10.5, and the nurses couldn\'t
believe the size of his d!ck in the hospital when he was born.
Anyway, just listen to TM, he will teach you
much about life.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
That must be coming from Ron Jermey
himself.....and he is over estimating once again. Ron Jeremy is no 10.5 at all. Ron will be lucky to have hit 8.5\"
inches bone pressed in his fitter days, now that he is all out of shape even less. Nothing freakily spectacular, I
know he is not 9\" at all, far from it.... Another over hyped claim, this is the #1 thing that most people never
analyze or look into for actual factual statements. People piss out ridiculious claims all the time..and why not the
proof...well you know why. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ron is very overhyped kind of like those \"realistic\" dildos
they make pffft they add size. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif It\'s fun to do, but guys get
warped perspectives, and women have less of an idea, but it works out in your benefit in the end which is
good.
Now \"Mandingo\" is a freakin\' Titan, but still falls inline with realistic sizes comparable to
what you may hear, if I am allowed to post a video clip I will....shocking.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I was watching a
documentary on him and that is what he said, so you are right about that. Truth be told, I can\'t watch any porn
with him in it, he is too disgusting, so I don\'t know what it looks like.
BTW, some of the toys are quite
small too.
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 10:23 AM
Yeah I see what
you mean bjf....who knows how he does it? Oh yeah he is more behind the scenes, producing and doing whatever, that
is the only way he could possibly still find work. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif These stories
are usually crap anyhow, porn is very seedy and not very trustworthy in general.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Many agree (on the other forum) you are in the larger category when
you are 7.5\" x 5.5\" (that is debatle) 6.5\" is probably more than enough?...yeah size is overrated, and no, one
does not need to be overtly huge, if you got 7\" inches congratulations you are now 9\" inches...hahaha, in the
eyes of many. Girth is underrated btw. There are so many stories on this, it is the most misinterpreted/distorted
issue going, and this is something people can actually prove unlike Ghosts. Then again these stories are
often like Ghost stories, \"I saw a 15 incher\" well, never measured it, no proof at all in general... and like
those ghost stories it\'s about the slight manipulation of the
mind./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I stand by the ruler thing though, if you have one
near you, take a look at it, you will be surprised.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
but women know little if anyting about accurate
penis size and more than often estimate 2 inches or more than what is there.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\"> First of all I´´m pretty good at estimating length, second, I do trust a woman or person to know
how to use a ruler or measuring tape. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Crikey, what´s your problem
guys. Why´re you making such a big deal of it?
You´re just making assumptions on what I said. And you basically
saying I´m some twit who believes anything she´s told by some bloke
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
but women know little if anyting about accurate penis size and more than
often estimate 2 inches or more than what is there.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> First of all
I´´m pretty good at estimating length, second, I do trust a woman or person to know how to use a ruler or measuring
tape. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Crikey, what´s your problem guys. Why´re you making such a
big deal of it?
You´re just making assumptions on what I said. And you basically saying I´m some twit who
believes anything she´s told by some bloke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Don\'t
worry, be happy /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Holmes
03-09-2004, 10:53 AM
Pride is all
very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
Holmes
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 10:57 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
First of all I´´m pretty good at estimating
length, second, I do trust a woman or person to know how to use a ruler or measuring tape.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Crikey, what´s your problem guys. Why´re you making such a big
deal of it?
You´re just making assumptions on what I said. And you basically saying I´m some twit who believes
anything she´s told by some bloke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
It has all
the soundings of a urban legend, hearsay means nothing, plus did you see the measurement? Maybe if I did not look or
know anything about situations such as size I would believe that, but that is just it people believing about
anything, and things like this which are rampidly illogical and off the wall, it is in part of human nature to
create these falsified truths, on issues such as this. Eh?
Not making a big deal, but it is very incorrect and
things like this are said all the time, that\'s how Holmes all of a sudden got a 15 inch wang, and in general it
is negative towards size and what guys think....though I could care less, I just want the truth, and the truth is
that is that what you said is very, very, very unlikely. If Holmes (not our Holmes
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) was 10 you knew 2 guys that wer 11 and 12? {People who have not
looked this up know very little on the likliness of that. I\'m not trying to fight with you, but I believe I am,
I\'m right on this... Nothing sexist at all was meant, but women are horrible in general about measuring penis
size (usually over estimate), for reasons, and especially if they only go by what their last boyfriend was which
they never measured.
I will pm you a Mandingo video that should end this discussion very quickly.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
One story as a guy told us is he has a girlfriend who once said
her last boyfriend was over 12 inches, he felt a bit hesitant to show her his wang, and when he pulled it out she
told him he was even bigger than her ex...he was 8.75\" inches in length (some due to natural penis enlargement).
Even after he measured it in front of her for her, she disregarded that mentally and still went around saying how
huge the 8.75 guy (him) was.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
03-09-2004, 11:07 AM
Guy that hangs out
on a penis forum = GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that there is anything wrong with that
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Holmes
03-09-2004, 11:37 AM
noooo, not at
all!
Holmes
Maybe the
centimeters/inches thing messed you up CJ?
Holmes
03-09-2004, 12:03 PM
The aura of
erection is upon you...
Holmes
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Maybe the centimeters/inches thing messed you up
CJ?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif don´t be DAFT
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 01:07 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Guy that hangs out on a penis forum =
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that there is anything wrong with that
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
It\'s
called \"male bonding\". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Guy that hangs out on a
penis forum = GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that there is anything wrong with that
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It\'s called \"male
bonding\".
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> of course it is! Like women going to the bathroom
together or meeting up for a cuppa to talk about their vaginas /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
burgerama1960
03-09-2004, 01:30 PM
You mean you
gals don\'t do the vagina talk?
CJ, Americans don\'t
have a good handle on CMs, maybe you do not have a good handle on inches.
Like I said, don´t be
daft /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I think you might get into trouble with some on this board
for saying such things /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
There´s such a huge difference between say, 11 inches and 11 cm,
you gotta be kidding man /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Like I said, don´t be daft
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I think you might get into trouble with some on this board for
saying such things /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
There´s such a huge difference between say, 11 inches and 11 cm,
you gotta be kidding man /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I know, but your perception of what an inch looks like may be off,
since it is not something you regularly use in Europe. That doesn\'t make you daft, it is quite expected.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Anyway, I\'ll just give you this one to you for the sake of
peace.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I know, but your perception of what an inch looks
like may be off, since it is not something you regularly use in Europe.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\"> Brits will beg to differ. Or just kick your bottie.
And yes you´re better off than trying to
make me look like I´m bloody stupid and ain´t got a clue what I´m talking about.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I know, but your perception of what an inch looks like may be off, since it
is not something you regularly use in Europe.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Brits will beg to
differ. Or just kick your bottie.
And yes you´re better off than trying to make me look like I´m bloody stupid
and ain´t got a clue what I´m talking about. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
LOL, nobody
is trying to make you look stupid. I can\'t just look at something and know how many inches it is.
I am sure
whatever you saw was massive.
Elana
03-09-2004, 02:11 PM
At least there is
one thing that we can all agree on.......Jason is gay. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 02:15 PM
It\'s not
about being stupid or not having a clue.
Here are a few reasons
1. They never measure them....well umm
if you don\'t measure it ya\' don\'t know
2. They go by what their boyfriends tell them of their size,
and compare/contrast against ex\'s
3. They don\'t get it.
4. They have a distorted view of size
naturally.
5. They don\'t get it.
6. Many reasons.
CJ01, how did you see these two
guys....were you in a threesome or a gangbang? Not being daft either.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
At least there is one thing that we can all agree
on.......Jason is gay. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Who the hell is Jason? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 02:16 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
At least there is one thing that we can all agree
on.......Jason is gay. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Say What? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Did you call me gay? Oh, now I am going to beat your ass
up after recess...
Watch your back, Elana and your \"special place\" too..
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 02:19 PM
CJ01, I will
post Mandingo\'s big chocalate bar schlong here if you want, you can then tell me if your two friends were larger
or not. He is (smaller) just near/below the size of your friends.
Elana
03-09-2004, 02:20 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
CJ01, I will post Mandingo\'s big chocalate bar
schlong here if you want
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Is that the guy whose poster you have
hanging in your room?
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 02:22 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
CJ01, I will post Mandingo\'s big chocalate bar schlong here if you want
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Is that the guy whose poster you have hanging in your room?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Damn it.
Elana
03-09-2004, 02:23 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
CJ01, I
will post Mandingo\'s big chocalate bar schlong here if you want
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Is that the guy whose poster you have hanging in your room?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Damn it.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You are still the same wonderful
person that I used to think was straight. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
apple
03-09-2004, 02:23 PM
ok heres a good way
to find the real size of a mans penis (for women) measure the length of your hand from the tip of a finger to a
certain line at the bottom of your hand. remember how long this is! when you\'re going down on your man, line your
hand up along his penis and voila, add or subtract inches if needed and you have the real length. I know for a fact
most of my exes were 7.5 inches :P it wasnt guessing at all, and i didnt even have to put a ruler to it, and they
never had to know what i did either /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana
03-09-2004, 02:25 PM
apple...every women
knows the hand trick. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I stand by the ruler thing though, if you have one
near you, take a look at it, you will be surprised.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
It is
surprising how big 8 inches when you look at it on the rular. Good job Tallmacky
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
03-09-2004, 03:20 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Go find a standard ruler and measure out 8
inches.....I guarantee the number and length will be huge way more than one would expect, and to many, more than
they have ever seen.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Someone is tooting his own horn, huh?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Guy that hangs out on a penis forum =
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that there is anything wrong with that
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
A penis forum?
I guess there is something for everyone.
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 05:43 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Someone is tooting his own horn, huh?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
My no!
I
have micropenis!
Micropenis is a rare condition, and for you to even bring this up is so low.
Hope you are
happy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 05:51 PM
Some cannot tell
when I am kidding or not...So Oscar came up with an ingenius system for me!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
Whenever I am kidding like the post above I just made, I will
make this statment ahead of time.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The Oscar
- Tallmacky Warning
Warning, Tallmacky is slightly retarded, perverted, bizzare, and a tad bit on the loser
side, the following below is his attempt at being funny and perverted, do not take seriously.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
all right now we are cooking....
OCP you damn right that 8 is
huge...imagine someone cramming that up your arse....I ain\'t gay damn it.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Elana
03-09-2004, 05:59 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The Oscar - Tallmacky Warning
Warning, Tallmacky
is slightly retarded, perverted, bizzare, and a tad bit on the loser side, the following below is his attempt at
being funny and perverted, do not take seriously.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
LOVING IT!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-09-2004, 06:08 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
LOVING IT!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
The Oscar -
Tallmacky Warning
If you have small animals near by especially if they have a anus keep aware from tallmacky, and
do not take the following below seriously.
Yeah I bet you are loving it....in the vagina...heheheh
hehehehehe. hehehehee. me so funny.
Do you guys get it, she said loving it...and it\'s like so what are you
loving. it in your vagina...hahahahahah. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
LOVING IT! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
The Oscar - Tallmacky Warning
If you have small animals near by
especially if they have a anus keep aware from tallmacky, and do not take the following below seriously.
Yeah
I bet you are loving it....in the vagina...heheheh hehehehehe. hehehehee. me so funny.
Do you guys get it, she
said loving it...and it\'s like so what are you loving. it in your vagina...hahahahahah.
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When Bruce created this forum, he could have never dreamed it would turn
into something this sophisticated.
Elana
03-09-2004, 06:18 PM
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My no!
I have micropenis!
Micropenis is a
rare condition, and for you to even bring this up is so low.
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Gimme a break. Why do you think I let you hang with me? It certainly isn\'t your charm and grace.
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tallmacky
03-09-2004, 06:34 PM
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Gimme a break. Why do you think I let you hang
with me? It certainly isn\'t your charm and grace. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Ohhhh pooey! I\'m just a tool.....
YES woohooo!!!!
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Chris_23
03-09-2004, 08:39 PM
Does them penis
exercises work?I been thinking about doing them since im around 7.7, I thought i would try to get 8 but im not if
they dont work.I heard they was a waste of time and they wouldnt work.
Chris_23
03-09-2004, 08:51 PM
Here
is a site for you since u seem like u like seeing penis pics heh.
http://www.ratemycock.com (\"http://www.ratemycock.com\")
Chris_23
03-09-2004, 08:52 PM
And no im not GAY just because i posted that site.I know how some people would think that.
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Some cannot tell when I am kidding or not...So
Oscar came up with an ingenius system for me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
Whenever I am
kidding like the post above I just made, I will make this statment ahead of time.
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The Oscar - Tallmacky Warning
Warning, Tallmacky is slightly
retarded, perverted, bizzare, and a tad bit on the loser side, the following below is his attempt at being funny and
perverted, do not take seriously.
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all right now we are
cooking....
OCP you damn right that 8 is huge...imagine someone cramming that up your arse....I ain\'t gay damn
it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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Nobody is
cramming anything up my arse!!!! Only Elana and my wife know how big I am.
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EXIT63
03-10-2004, 05:23 AM
PENIS PENIS
PENIS!
Will you stop with this penis crap already.
\"Mines not big enough.\"
\"Mines not thick
enough.\"
\"My head looks like President Clintons nose\"
\"Does this weenie bikini make me look
fat?\"
\"My balls itch.\"
You guys are freakin obsessed. Here\'s some advice (not that you\'ll take
it).
Learn how to use the one you\'ve got. If you can pull that off, you won\'t be hearing any complaints
from the ladies. And your phone will always be ringing.
And Jason...Stop being so GAY!
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Elana
03-10-2004, 05:36 AM
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Learn how to use the one you\'ve got. If you can
pull that off, you won\'t be hearing any complaints from the ladies. And your phone will always be
ringing.
And Jason...Stop being so GAY!
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AMEN!!!
Especially to the last part! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sexyredhead
03-10-2004, 06:05 AM
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PENIS PENIS PENIS!
Will you stop with this penis
crap already.
\"Mines not big enough.\"
\"Mines not thick enough.\"
\"My head looks like President
Clintons nose\"
\"Does this weenie bikini make me look fat?\"
\"My balls itch.\"
You guys are freakin
obsessed. Here\'s some advice (not that you\'ll take it).
Learn how to use the one you\'ve got. If you
can pull that off, you won\'t be hearing any complaints from the ladies. And your phone will always be
ringing.
And Jason...Stop being so GAY! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I love you, Exit. Really and for true. Did I ever tell you that?
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Now let me go get you a beer.
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PENIS PENIS PENIS!
Will you stop with this penis
crap already.
\"Mines not big enough.\"
\"Mines not thick enough.\"
\"My head looks like President
Clintons nose\"
\"Does this weenie bikini make me look fat?\"
\"My balls itch.\"
You guys are freakin
obsessed. Here\'s some advice (not that you\'ll take it).
Learn how to use the one you\'ve got. If you
can pull that off, you won\'t be hearing any complaints from the ladies. And your phone will always be
ringing.
And Jason...Stop being so GAY! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Well said Exit.....It ain\'t the meat it is the motion, that makes my
baby want to rock! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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