MOBLEYC57
04-12-2003, 07:11 AM
URGENT!
From: IRS
To: All Male Taxpayers
RE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed...is your pecker. This is due tot he fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard-up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents, and both are nuts.
Accordingly, starting 01 January 2004, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040P form.
**12-10 inches – Luxury Tax – $50.00
9-8 inches – Pole Tax – $30.00
7-6 inches – Privilege Tax – $15.00
5-4 inches – Nuisance Tax – $5.00
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PLEASE NOTE:
* Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
* ALL peckers exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION.
Sincerely,
Chief Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Services
From: IRS
To: All Male Taxpayers
RE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed...is your pecker. This is due tot he fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard-up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents, and both are nuts.
Accordingly, starting 01 January 2004, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040P form.
**12-10 inches – Luxury Tax – $50.00
9-8 inches – Pole Tax – $30.00
7-6 inches – Privilege Tax – $15.00
5-4 inches – Nuisance Tax – $5.00
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PLEASE NOTE:
* Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
* ALL peckers exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION.
Sincerely,
Chief Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Services