SEX MATHEMATICS

[MOBLEYC57]

This is pretty neat how it works out. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

This is amazing SEX math!!!!!!!

DON\'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It only takes about a minute...Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don\'t read the bottom until you\'ve worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it\'s fun (& it\'s about sex). /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex ....try for more than once but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

Add 5 (for Friday Night)

Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)

I\'ll wait while you get the calculator................

If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753...

If you haven\'t, add 1752...

Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (if you remember)

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are your age.

YOU LIKE? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[upsidedown]

Mobley, I think you got the number that you add (depending on your birthday) reversed. I added the number you said to add if I\'ve already had my birthday...and I got my old age. So, I think you\'ll need to tweak your post.

[franki]

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Mobley, I think you got the number that you add (depending on your birthday) reversed. I added the number you said to add if I\'ve already had my birthday...and I got my old age. So, I think you\'ll need to tweak your post.

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Me too! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Cloud9]

same here

[upsidedown]

Well, it looks like Mobley never made it back after we posted our comments about the error in his post. It looks like the time limit for him to edit his post finally passed. So, since he wasn\'t going to be able to edit his post now...I went ahead and did it for him. So, the text is now correct.

So, all you lurkers can just ignore all this extraneous chatter we\'ve been having after the post....

(In my best Barney Fife voice. . . ) Move along everybody, move along. Nothing to see here, nothing to see here. Move along.

[MOBLEYC57]

Thanks Mister USD. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif For the rest of you!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif Nutin butt luv fa ya! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif SOWWY! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif