MOBLEYC57
04-09-2003, 08:04 PM
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON\'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN\'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON\'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I\'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. OF COURSE I DON\'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
15. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
16. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
17. I\'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
HOPE YOUR THURSDAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif TATER!!!
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON\'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN\'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON\'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I\'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. OF COURSE I DON\'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
15. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
16. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
17. I\'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
HOPE YOUR THURSDAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif TATER!!!