Whitehall
04-04-2003, 12:10 PM
The Iraqi government called all 8 of Saddam\'s body doubles to a hospital room near Baghdad yesterday.
As the 8 waited, under guard, in walks Tariq Aziz.
\"Men, I\'ve got good news and I\'ve got bad news. First, the good news.\"
\"Saddam is alive and in total command!\"
Cheers break out in the room.
\"Now, the bad news. Our Fearless Leader lost his arm in the attack by the infidels.\"
As the 8 waited, under guard, in walks Tariq Aziz.
\"Men, I\'ve got good news and I\'ve got bad news. First, the good news.\"
\"Saddam is alive and in total command!\"
Cheers break out in the room.
\"Now, the bad news. Our Fearless Leader lost his arm in the attack by the infidels.\"