MOBLEYC57
04-03-2003, 08:07 AM
Friends don\'t let friends take home ugly men.
----Women\'s restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE
.Remember, it\'s not, \"How high are you?\" it\'s \"Hi, how are you?\"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men\'s Room, Linda\'s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women\'s restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman\'s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you\'re going to have trouble with it.
---Women\'s restroom, Dick\'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men\'s restroom, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
It\'s hard to make a comeback when you haven\'t been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don\'t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn\'t die.
---Men\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL
Please don\'t throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men\'s restroom, Lynagh\'s, Lexington, KY
HOPE YEE DAY HAS YEE SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!
----Women\'s restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE
.Remember, it\'s not, \"How high are you?\" it\'s \"Hi, how are you?\"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men\'s Room, Linda\'s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women\'s restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman\'s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you\'re going to have trouble with it.
---Women\'s restroom, Dick\'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men\'s restroom, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
It\'s hard to make a comeback when you haven\'t been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don\'t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn\'t die.
---Men\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL
Please don\'t throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men\'s restroom, Lynagh\'s, Lexington, KY
HOPE YEE DAY HAS YEE SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!