seadove
04-02-2003, 11:06 PM
John and Jack were talking about the Christmas
gifts they were getting their wives. John said,
\"I got Kathy a pair of slippers and a dildo.\"
\"That’s a strange combination,\" said Jack.
\"It’s a great combination,\" replied John, \"if
she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fu*k herself.\"
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Q. What do Princess Diana, and the Rock Group
Pink Floyd have in common?
A. Their last biggest hit was the WALL!
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Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist
colony?
A. It\'s not hard.
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Is there life before coffee?
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Why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering
wheel?
She was trying to blow the horn.
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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life,
so stay wasted all the time, and have the time of
your life!
That\'s all folks !!
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gifts they were getting their wives. John said,
\"I got Kathy a pair of slippers and a dildo.\"
\"That’s a strange combination,\" said Jack.
\"It’s a great combination,\" replied John, \"if
she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fu*k herself.\"
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Q. What do Princess Diana, and the Rock Group
Pink Floyd have in common?
A. Their last biggest hit was the WALL!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist
colony?
A. It\'s not hard.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Is there life before coffee?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering
wheel?
She was trying to blow the horn.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life,
so stay wasted all the time, and have the time of
your life!
That\'s all folks !!
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