Andy
04-02-2003, 01:40 PM
Ok ... here are some jokes ... not of the funny kind ... hell I don\'t know why I am posting this anyway, but beware ... this won\'t be the only ones ...
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Christmas time ... Peter and Paul are sitting under the christmas tree, peter is sitting right in front of a huge pile of gifts, paul is sitting in front of a few small gifts.
Peter to Paul: \"May it be that our parents love me more than you?\"
Paul to Peter \"May it be that you have cancer?\"
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The evil little pig meets a good faery in the woods ...
Faery: \"Now little pig, I\'ll grant you two wishes.\"
Pig: \"Do you see this tree over there?\"
Faery: \"Sure\"
Pig: \"Place a nail in it that no power in the whole world can pull out\"
Faery: \"That\'s easy, twinkle, twinkle, done\"
Pig (while walking away): \"Pull it out\"
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A man is yelling \"HILFE! HILFE! HILFE!\" while drowning in a river. Somebody passes by, shakes his head and yells back \"You should have learned swimming instead of german\".
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Most feminist are preventing pregnancy with their faces
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I tried to live without sex and alcohol .. must have been the worst 10 minutes of my life.
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My wife is finally pregnant .... do you already know who\'s gonna be the daddy ?
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Christmas time ... Peter and Paul are sitting under the christmas tree, peter is sitting right in front of a huge pile of gifts, paul is sitting in front of a few small gifts.
Peter to Paul: \"May it be that our parents love me more than you?\"
Paul to Peter \"May it be that you have cancer?\"
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The evil little pig meets a good faery in the woods ...
Faery: \"Now little pig, I\'ll grant you two wishes.\"
Pig: \"Do you see this tree over there?\"
Faery: \"Sure\"
Pig: \"Place a nail in it that no power in the whole world can pull out\"
Faery: \"That\'s easy, twinkle, twinkle, done\"
Pig (while walking away): \"Pull it out\"
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A man is yelling \"HILFE! HILFE! HILFE!\" while drowning in a river. Somebody passes by, shakes his head and yells back \"You should have learned swimming instead of german\".
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Most feminist are preventing pregnancy with their faces
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I tried to live without sex and alcohol .. must have been the worst 10 minutes of my life.
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My wife is finally pregnant .... do you already know who\'s gonna be the daddy ?