seadove
03-26-2003, 02:30 AM
While we are here discussing other subjects related to pheromones and the attraction of the opposite sex, here is a joke which is \" relatively\" related to the science of attraction :
So this farmer is outside with his wife, he grabs
her breasts and tell her that if he could get them to
make milk he could get rid of their cows.
\"Oh,\" she says.
He replies, \"Yes,\" and proceeds to grab her
pussy, and tells her that if he could get it to
make eggs he could get rid of their chickens.
\"Oh,\" she says again, and then SHE grabs his penis,
saying that if she could get it to grow she
could get rid of his brother.
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So this farmer is outside with his wife, he grabs
her breasts and tell her that if he could get them to
make milk he could get rid of their cows.
\"Oh,\" she says.
He replies, \"Yes,\" and proceeds to grab her
pussy, and tells her that if he could get it to
make eggs he could get rid of their chickens.
\"Oh,\" she says again, and then SHE grabs his penis,
saying that if she could get it to grow she
could get rid of his brother.
/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif