MAN´ & WOMAN´S GREATEST DISCOVERIES

[MOBLEYC57]

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache.

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man was all screwed up after that.

KEEP SMILING!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!!

[seadove]

>>>Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache. <<<


Yea !
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[xxxPantero]

women invented headaches, men invented pheromones

(well, at least how to get more)

[MOBLEYC57]

Man invented the trick to find out if woman is pulling his leg!

Walk in the door, throw something for headaches at her (gently), and wait. Should she say, \"What\'s this? I don\'t have a headache.\" Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif What a setup to do the nasty eh? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[CptKipling]

<takes notes>

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[Blackwidow_Woman]

/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif( Man invented the trick to find out if woman is pulling his leg!

Walk in the door, throw something for headaches at her (gently), and wait. Should she say, \"What\'s this? I don\'t have a headache.\" Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a setup to do the nasty eh? )
Oh man thats a real good one bud!!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif and funny thing is, it will work everytime..... /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif