A$$PIRINS

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A man with a winking problem is applying for a
position as a sales representative for a large
firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
\"This is phenomenal. You\'ve graduated from the
best schools; your recommendations are wonderful,
and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we\'d hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly
visible position, and we\'re afraid that your
constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I\'m sorry....we can\'t hire you.\"

\"But wait,\" he said. \"If I take two aspirins, I\'ll
stop winking!\"

\"Really? Great! Show me!\"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket
and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red
condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored
condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet
of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills,
and stops winking.

\"Well,\" said the interviewer, \"that\'s all well and
good, but this is a respectable company, and we
will not have our employees womanizing all over
the country!\"

\"Womanizing? What do you mean? I\'m a happily
married man!\"

\"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?\"

\"Oh, that,\" he sighed. \"Have you ever walked into
a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?\"

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