THIS IS NOT FOR MORNING PEOPLE!!!

[MOBLEYC57]

I awoke early this morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
Hey sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fu*king head.

I\'M NOT A MORNING PERSON! /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif

For all of you animal lovers....this is just a joke. Do not! I repeat! Do not! Send me hate mail! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

HOPE YOUR DAY HAD YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

That\'s exactly how I feel about the morning, too. Thanks for that one, Mobley!