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seadove
03-09-2003, 06:39 AM
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up.
\"Any specific problems you should tell me about?\" the doctor
asked.

\"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest
cut, it seems to bleed for hours,\" she replied. \"Do you
think I might be a hemophiliac?\"

\"Well,\" the doctor answered, \"hemophilia is a genetic disorder
more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your
period?\" the doctor inquired.

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, \"Oh, about
seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess!\"