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MOBLEYC57
03-03-2003, 01:29 PM
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear an American voice call from behind a sand-dune: \"One U.S. Army soldier is better than TEN Taliban!\"

The Taliban commander quickly sends ten of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The American voice again calls out, \"One U.S. Army soldier is better than ONE HUNDRED Taliban!\"

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After ten minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out yet again, \"One U.S. Army soldier is better than ONE THOUSAND Taliban!\"

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets, and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, \"Don\'t send any more men!!...it\'s a f*cking trap!!! There\'s actually two of them muthafu*kers!!!!!\"

HOPE YOUR DAY HAD/HAS YOU SMILING!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!