HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER

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A \"Husband Shopping Center\" was opened, where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only
rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must
choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
couldn\'t go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find husbands.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: \"These men have jobs
and love kids.\"

The women read the sign and say, \"Well, that\'s better than not
having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what\'s further up?\"
So up they go.

Second floor says: \"These men have high paying jobs, love kids
and are extremely good looking.\"

\"Hmmm,\" say the girls, \"but I wonder what\'s further up?\".

Third floor: \"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework.\"

\"Wow!\", say the women. \"Very tempting, BUT, there\'s more
further up!\" And so again, up they go.

Fourth floor: \"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak.\"

\"Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting us
further on!\"

So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: \"This floor is just to prove that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and
have a nice day.\"