My Poetic Side...

[bivonic]

POEM # 1

Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs and what\'s in between

POEM # 2

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I\'ll [bad word] you clean

POEM # 3

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

POEM #4

I\'m a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real [bad word] to put me down

POEM # 5

Kissing is a habit
[bad word] is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says \'to hell with you\'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn\'t have happened
If the rubber wouldn\'t have torn

POEM # 6

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 7
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
[bad word] a virgin
Not a slut.

POEM # 8

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 9

Holy mother , full of grace
Bless my boyfriend\'s gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we [bad word]
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the [bad word] I\'d be in.

POEM # 10

Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 11

Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of [bad word]!

POEM # 12

If guys had their periods
They would compare the size of their
tampons!

POEM # 13

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
problems begin with MEN!

POEM # 14

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Oh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
[bad word] me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don\'t be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

POEM # 15

Sky is blue
Water is wet
I\'ll make you come
I\'ll make you sweat
Pressed against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We will move the ground

POEM # 16

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
Then multiply!!!!!!!

POEM # 16

Hickery dickery doc
Dis bitch was sucking me cock
The clock struck two
Me dumped me goo
And dumped her at da
End of the block
Init!!!

POEM # 17

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy style
Or 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes
Getting laid