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bivonic
02-28-2003, 10:47 AM
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It\'s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don\'t need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can releasethe tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Man I need to get laid to cure my EW-migraine!

**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 10:52 AM
Take another shower.

bundyburger
02-28-2003, 03:26 PM
OK everyone,

Let\'s all organize ourselves into bonking partners!

(For our health of course) /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Phantom
02-28-2003, 03:36 PM
I got dibs on FTR /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

Goddess
02-28-2003, 03:46 PM
Bivonic - You too? I just had an EW-migraine yesterday. I was playing mad-scientist and mixed up a batch of stuff (kinda a throw-everything-but-the-kitchen-sink in) and only used the tip of the sprayer thingy (not even a drop) and man did I suffer...even to the point of hurling. I shoulda put a clothes pin over my nose when I opened the little tiny EW bottle. However, I was told by three separate ladies today that my brew \"sure smelled good\". Dammit - why can\'t any of my mixes affect the male population??? Frustration!! Back to the drawing board! BTW - I agree with all of the above, except maybe #6. I am open to all offers however!! ha Goddess

Elana
02-28-2003, 05:04 PM
<<Let\'s all organize ourselves into bonking partners!>>

Raises hand. I agree....it\'s for our health

Phatical
02-28-2003, 05:09 PM
lol

Is anyone in the Detroit area?

bundyburger
02-28-2003, 05:32 PM
** Bundy grabs one of Elana\'s hands, puts his free hand on Elana\'s lower back and leads her out of the room. **

And to everybody else... /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 05:38 PM
That\'s ok, \'cause Phantom and I are gonna be doin\' stuff that would set your hair on end, and we\'re not even gonna let you watch.

Isn\'t that right, Phantom?

Phantom
02-28-2003, 05:45 PM
just me and you FTR /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 05:47 PM
There\'s my fantasy. Just you and me. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif