communication pecking order

[bivonic]

Level of acceptance of person you allow to communicate with you
1. Body Language (kind of out of place here, but is a basic form of communication conscious or otherwise)
2. Exchanging msg. board posts
3. PM\'s
4. Email
5. Online Chat
6. Video Chat (sure you can see the person but still anonymity)
7. Phone conversations (phone number can be tracked to your residence)
8. Real Life verbal communications
9. Kinesthetics
10. Whispering into one\'s ear

So when you first meet someone, I would guess if you ever want to take it up a notch just keep going on down the list.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Where did you get this?

[Elana]

He\'s got too much time on his hands. Just look at his post in the humor forum

[bivonic]

Just made it up

[Elana]

I\'ve been known to do #10 to perfect strangers as my 1st level of communication.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Tart

[Elana]

Hussy

[bivonic]

<blockquote><font class=\"small\">In reply to:</font><hr>

I\'ve been known to do #10 to perfect strangers as my 1st level of communication.

<hr></blockquote>And what would you be wearing when you whisper into this stranger\'s ear?

[Elana]

&lt;&lt;And what would you be wearing when you whisper into this stranger\'s ear?&gt;&gt;

Feel free to imagine me in any outfit (or lack of an outfit) as you choose.

[bivonic]

These two poems come to mind, I bet I know which one you like better:

Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs and what\'s in between

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I\'ll [bad word] you clean

[Bruce]

Elana, FTR,
You two really crack me up, no kidding...
That reminded me of an old Fire Sign Theatre skit. Ever heard of them?
Thanks,
Bruce

[Mtnjim]

How can you be in 2 places at once when you\'re not anywhere at all?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Vaguely remember hearing that name somewhere. What was the skit?

(glad we make you laugh)

[Mtnjim]

\"Vaguely remember hearing that name somewhere. What was the skit?\"

IF I remember right (doughtfull from that era) it was on \"Don\'t Crush That Dwarf, Pass Me The Pliers\"

[**DONOTDELETE**]

OH, GOD. Flash Fazbo. Remember Flash Fazbo?

[Mtnjim]

\"Shoes for industry\"
Henry Tirebiter

[Bruce]

I don\'t remember the name of the album, but it was in the \"Nick Danger, Third Eye\" skit I think.
\"Why that\'s nothing but a two bit ring out of Cracker Back Jox!\"
\"Maybe.. but I sell it to you for $5,000.\"
\"$5,000.?!? What kid of fool do you take me for?\"
\"First class!\"
\"Why that ring is worthless!\"
\"Worthless? Not to Betty Jo Bealowski!\"
\"Betty Jo Bealowski?\"
\"How about Audry Farber?\"
\"Audry Farber?\"
\"Susan Underhill?\"
\"Aaaaaah! Then it all came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist!\"

Or something like that. I finally got my kids interested in Rocky and Bullwinkle. When they get older, I\'ll start in on Fire Sign Theatre.

Bruce

[**DONOTDELETE**]

It\'s good they\'re getting a proper education.