seadove
02-25-2003, 04:10 AM
A rather scruffy-looking man came into a bank. Reaching the head of the line, he said to the teller, \"I wanna open a f**king checking account.\"
\"Certainly, sir,\" answered the teller, \"but there\'s no need to use that kind of language.\"
\"Couldja move it along lady? I just wanna open a f**king checking account,\" growled the would-be customer.
\"I\'ll be glad to be of service, sir,\" said the teller, flushing slightly, \"but I would appreciate not being spoken to in that way.\"
\"Just lemme open a f**king checking account, okay?\"
\"I\'m afraid I\'m going to have to speak to the branch manager,\" said the pissed-off teller, slipping off her stool and returning shortly with a dapper middle-aged man who asked how he could be of service.
\"I just won the ten-million dollar lottery, buddy,\" snarled the man, \"and all I wanna do is open a f**king checking account.\"
\"I see,\" said the manager sympathetically. \"And this BITCH is giving you trouble?\"
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\"Certainly, sir,\" answered the teller, \"but there\'s no need to use that kind of language.\"
\"Couldja move it along lady? I just wanna open a f**king checking account,\" growled the would-be customer.
\"I\'ll be glad to be of service, sir,\" said the teller, flushing slightly, \"but I would appreciate not being spoken to in that way.\"
\"Just lemme open a f**king checking account, okay?\"
\"I\'m afraid I\'m going to have to speak to the branch manager,\" said the pissed-off teller, slipping off her stool and returning shortly with a dapper middle-aged man who asked how he could be of service.
\"I just won the ten-million dollar lottery, buddy,\" snarled the man, \"and all I wanna do is open a f**king checking account.\"
\"I see,\" said the manager sympathetically. \"And this BITCH is giving you trouble?\"
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