Attitude

[seadove]

This one the women will enjoy best :

This couple Mark and Kerrie get married and go to
Jamaica for their honeymoon. Mark is around 6\'7\"
and 300 lbs and Kerrie is 4\'11\" and 87 lbs. They
get to their hotel room and Mark takes his pants
down and gives them to Kerrie and says, \"Here put
these on\".

Kerrie laughs and says, \"I could fit my whole
body in one leg\". Mark insists and says put them
on.

Kerrie finally says, \"Mark I can not wear these\".
Mark smiles triumphantly and says, \"That’s right,
now you know who wears the pants in the family,
do not forget it.\"

Kerrie grins and takes off her panties and she
tells Mark to put them on.

He laughs and says, \"I am too built, I can\'t get
in these\".

Kerrie winningly replies, \"That’s right and you
won\'t get in them until you change that
attitude.\"


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[Bruce]

Good one.
I\'m a guy and I the joke. You see, guys like this Mark here just spoil it for the other 1% of men who actually treat their wives with some respect. :-)
Bruce