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I´ve been a little preoccupied lately and have not really posted anything for a while now. The board is nice and busy which is cool.
So guys let me know if I´ve missed anything special. I see some people are using my fave skincare products now /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Tell me what you´ve all been up to ( those who know me of course) I want all the rude and naughty details /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
PS I would also like to welcome all the newbies who have joined the forum since my last posts!
luv CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-21-2003, 04:34 PM
WHERE WERE YOU????? We missed you! Welcome back CJ. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-21-2003, 08:07 PM
<br>
<br>SO GLAD to see you back.
EXIT63
02-22-2003, 07:39 AM
the biggest thing you missed was:
<font color=red> PENIS!!!!!
Elana
02-22-2003, 07:40 AM
Maybe she was away from the forum getting lots of <font color=purple>PENIS!!!</font color=purple>
Whose penis? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
bivonic
02-22-2003, 11:48 AM
Nah I think she was hooking up with her girlfriend\'s <font color=blue>(</font color=blue> <font color=red>o</font color=red> <font color=blue>Y</font color=blue> <font color=red>o</font color=red> <font color=blue>)</font color=blue> !!!
bivonic
02-22-2003, 11:53 AM
Testing new sig. There\'s a bug in the signature checker, it treats colors like [-o-r-a-n-g-e-] as 8 characters each time you use it. /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
hehe /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-23-2003, 06:24 AM
Tell us what you have been preoccupied with. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
I know....CJ always leaves us guessing. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul canada
02-23-2003, 10:05 AM
Hey CJ:
Welcome back!! Check your PM /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul
bivonic
02-23-2003, 10:08 AM
pics?
**DONOTDELETE**
02-23-2003, 11:43 AM
pics, we ask? inquiring minds want to know...
Elena, I wish I could say something like, I´ve won the lottery, got a great job offer, moved into my own villa with a pool and sauna, gone on holiday and having sh*tloads of orgies which left me aching all over....but unfortunately the truth is very negative and I don´t want to bother people here with it. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
If I do do those things I mentioned above you guys will be the frist to know /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ
Paul I checked them thanks /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
pics?what do you mean, pics of what.
bivonic
02-25-2003, 10:36 AM
<blockquote><font class=\"small\">In reply to:</font><hr>
PS I would also like to welcome all the newbies who have joined the forum since my last posts!
<hr></blockquote>
Pics of you! I expect it as part of your extended welcome /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 11:51 AM
To look at, you goofy thing! What did you think? To throw darts at?
/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
bivonic
02-25-2003, 11:55 AM
A lot of times, I\'ll just post, \"pics?\" in jest. I think you mentioned something about \"orgies\" so that caught my eye. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Like when someone describes a really hot girl, or something that would be interesting to look at. It can also be used in an unusual situation, like when you are describing something graphic that may not be that appealling to look at.
It\'s something I got from another board.
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 11:56 AM
I want to plaster pics of CJ all over the internet....... Just kidding /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul
FTR, if you´re gonna be bonking with couples you might end up being bi - well possibly. Otherwise where´s the point in it? /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif (pun intended )
I want to hear all the disgusting details of course... and pics for bivonic and me /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif have a good time ... luv CJ
I don´t even want to know details about this other board. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ
I guess `this´ weekend has just passed...so tell us how it went did you have fun? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ
bivonic
02-25-2003, 12:03 PM
did you get nekked & \"go down\" so to speak. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:05 PM
I\'m going bi and I\'m going domme. I\'m turning myself completely inside out. I\'m desecrating every last bit of my own self that I held dear, and trashing all to hell the desperate shreds of romanticism I\'ve been clinging to by the fingertips. Screw it. It\'s Phoenix Rising From The Ashes time. Who knows what I\'ll be when I end up.
I\'ll tell you all about it. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Be careful with the `going down´ you may get a good slap if you say or imply the wrong thing.
...or maybe not FTR has changed her mind suddenly. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:08 PM
No, this weekend is this weekend coming up. The weekend we just had? That would be LAST weekend.
I\'ve been invited by a couple to go to a private party and stay overnight with them and have sex with them both, and she is bi and she is going to show me the ropes and I get to be their f*ck toy for the night. The first of many nights. I\'m gonna be so good at making love to women I will be LEGENDARY. Better than SDR. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif THEN what will he find to turn me inside out about, I wonder, the bastard? Farm animals? Household pets? .... it\'s always something.
Who´s the bastard?
You´ll be legandary stateside and frenchie and I will be legendary over here... if I ever start shagging women that is. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:21 PM
SDR\'s the heartless bastard. Never mind him.
Watch it, CJ, you\'d better get a head start while you can. I may come over there and take over, too.
Sexyredhead
02-25-2003, 12:29 PM
So he actually talked you into it? You know, if you really don\'t want to do it, then don\'t.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:30 PM
Profound advice, SRH, thanks. I\'ll take it under advisement.
bivonic
02-25-2003, 12:32 PM
I thought you were joking at first FTR, if you are opposed to it stand your ground. I remember you posting about this before (I think it was you). IF you are going to go through with it & give it a shot, just keep a really open mind & report the details & post pics please! /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif
Sexyredhead
02-25-2003, 12:33 PM
I don\'t mean to butt in. I know, you\'re grown and can think for yourself, but still, if you don\'t want to do it and you do it anyway--and don\'t like it, won\'t you resent him for it?
Let him be a heartless bastard. Just don\'t let him do it to you.
My two cents\' worth.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:33 PM
I have made a plan and implemented it. There\'s no \"open mind.\" There is executing the plan and fulfilling the objectives with ruthless precision whether I like it or not. We will see in the aftermath what was gained or lost.
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-25-2003, 12:35 PM
You go girl!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:37 PM
Thanks. I need the support. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Sexyredhead
02-25-2003, 12:38 PM
Don\'t think I could do that. I\'d still have to live with the fact that I did it.
You\'re too good a person to be badgered into something you don\'t want. Gotta wonder what he really thinks of you if he\'s so hell-bent on making you do something you\'ve said you don\'t want to do. Personally, I\'d say he\'s not worth it, because he IS making this so hard for you, when you\'ve already said no.
Still, I know you thought a lot about it before you decided. I\'ll shut up now.
Well I really can´t comment or say anything because I don´t know what story is with this guy and who he is and why he wants you to shag a couple... maybe someone can fill me in
And who´s this woman, I take it it´s one in particular yes?
In that case I want pics of you too. Naked ones of course /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:47 PM
Yes, it\'s \"lead, follow, or get out of the way\" time - but the time for talk is through.
Elana
02-25-2003, 12:49 PM
I\'ll take any penis pictures you want to send my way. Leave any of the pussy pictures for CJ and Big B.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 12:57 PM
CJ, pm me your email address.
Elana
02-25-2003, 12:58 PM
CJ won\'t even let us know where she lives. I don\'t think she is going to hand over her email address too quickly. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Excuse me but why should I look at c**ts and you get to look at d*cks...and who´s big B.
And could someone tell me wtf is going on cheers.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 01:07 PM
I guess she won\'t get the nekkid pictures, then. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Elana
02-25-2003, 01:10 PM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gifI guess not Renee. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Send any new dick pictures to CJ and myself. Big B is our one and only Bivonic.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 01:18 PM
CJ has d*ck pictures? She\'s been holding out on us?!
You know I always share. To a select audience, anyway. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
(I\'m probably just making all this stuff up.)
whaaaaaat ???
I´ve only been drinking wine, what are you two on CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
No I want nekked pics. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:08 PM
so send me your email address
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 02:13 PM
Hey CJ:
You don\'t want to see me naked /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif how bout fully clothed?
Paul
bivonic
02-25-2003, 02:16 PM
You can see me nekked here:
http://www.nekked.com/ (\"http://www.nekked.com/\")
Elana
02-25-2003, 02:16 PM
Let\'s see...will CJ send her email address to FTR or Paul? The jury is out. My guess in neither. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
It depends, give me an idea of what you might looke like with and without clothes. Okay make this simpler perhaps, what´s bigger your chest or your waist? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif -just kiddin´- you don´t need to answer this you know because I wouldn´t.
CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
bivonic
02-25-2003, 02:19 PM
keiner von beiden
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 02:19 PM
Well hopefully she\'ll pic me /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul
Am I gonna see you starkers or some shaggable hunk?
That website is just boody women again. where´s frenchie she might like it or maybe not.
bivonic
02-25-2003, 02:23 PM
Can we get an age range for what miss mystery CJ is?
Elana
02-25-2003, 02:24 PM
Here CJ
www.menonthenet.com (\"http://www.menonthenet.com\")
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:25 PM
What\'s wrong, CJ, aren\'t you bi? You must be abnormal. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Paul and I have been forum mates before any of you guys, or the majority of people here have been on the board, and we PM each other, right Paul? We also moan and groan when we need to like just recently in fact. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ - snog, hug....
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:27 PM
scuze me for not being in with the in crowd
Thanks Elena I know the site already /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
Elana
02-25-2003, 02:28 PM
I noticed how excited Paul was when you came back. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I think we are all glad to see you again.
We missed our forum drunk /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif J/K
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:29 PM
What do you mean? She\'s posting over in Off Topics.
OH, never mind.
Babe you´re not really bi so don´t start.. well exept for this coming weekend I suppose.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:31 PM
This coming weekend marks the start of the turning inside out. I\'m bi now, goddammit. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Elana
02-25-2003, 02:32 PM
She\'s temporarily bi
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:35 PM
Is that like temporarily insane?
Honest to god - Friday late, the travel agent we work with called me up and asked me out for drinks for about the 90th time - he\'s a gay guy I\'m good friends with - I always say no because I hardly ever drink. But I was ready for a drink or SOMETHING Friday, so I said yes. So we\'re sitting at this bar and start talking about sex, of course, because nothing else is more interesting. And out he comes with his theory: ALL MEN ARE BI.
I\'m not kidding.
I went ahead and got drunk.
It\'s true. Everybody\'s bi. You\'re bi. I\'m bi. Jerry Springer\'s not bi, though. He\'s gay as Christmas day. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Mtnjim
02-25-2003, 02:43 PM
SOOO SDR wants a 3 way?
Honey, been there, done that...not worth the effort.
Paul was exited... /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif and I missed it. He never told me.
Who TF is SDR? I want to know what´s going on!!!!!!! Please fill me......in ANYONE: /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 02:47 PM
I don\'t mind answering that question: My chest is bigger dont know what the measurement is, but my waist is 33\".
Paul
Yes I know about this bi theory. It´s like this, gay men reckon all men are bi (all they need is a few pints) and all `straight´ men think all women are bi. But of course, according to `real straight men´they could never possibly be bi because they´re MEN. They wouldn´t even admit that the mens´ G-spot is in the rectum...
Truth is everyone is `bi´ in some way or another and us humans, our own, so bloody intelligent and superior species has started to make a huge fuss about it all. Sad really isn´t it?
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 02:58 PM
My instinct was to yell \"I\'M NOT BI!\" but I\'m beaten. I give in. Show me the p*ssy, I\'ll eat it. I\'ll even act like I like it. I don\'t care anymore. I\'m a bonobo chimp, ok? How\'s that? I\'ll f*ck anything, anytime, anybody, male or female.
GOD, sex is a lot of pressure. Isn\'t it?
SDR\'s my a$$hole boyfriend, CJ.
Shoot me a copy of that picture of Paul, wouldja?
No Paul´s mine!!!!! Unless he wants to share his sexy body of course /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif !
I thought you don´t have a bf, you once saind you don´t do bf´s you just shag someone on a regular basis. I take it things have changed since then.
Who´s this woman or this couple you´ll be having it off with?
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 03:05 PM
Some people from an ad. They actually seem like extremely nice people. I talked on the phone with her for over an hour. She has a soft, pretty voice. I figure if I\'m gonna do it, may as well be with her, I\'ve had worse proposed to me. They\'re certainly treating me well. And they\'re all excited about it. So what the hell.
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 03:06 PM
Sorry I\'m only shareing with CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 03:07 PM
Fine, be that way. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
CJ, what\'s your news? What\'s shakin\' your bacon? Nothing goin\' on these days? Who are you doing, anybody?
You´re such a sweetie really. You just live in the wrong continent. And until you move to the right one I´ll only shag women and wait for you /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
CJ
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 03:11 PM
Another bi woman.
Phantom
02-25-2003, 03:13 PM
if your man is gonna make you do a girl he should at least let you pick the person, if not just f*ck it, have fun. Oh yea bring a fake d*ck and lube and stick it up his @$$ and see if he likes it..... hey all men are bi he might thank you for it. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 03:13 PM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
You found these peole from an ad, what mags do you read! No don´t tell me I think I know.
So your `bf´is not even gonna be there? Then where´s the point, what a chicken and why does he want you to do this if he´s not doing it himself?
Well I hope you find either of these two shaggable in some way. Come to think of it, the way I understand it the first get-togethers of these type of meetings does not necessarily lead into the bedroom. So don´t f*ck anyone you don´t really want to y´know. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ
PS I´m going to bed in a minute anything you guys want to tell me and let me dream about?
Paul canada
02-25-2003, 03:25 PM
Well I got no nudie pics of myself so you wont have nitemares.
Anyway nitey nite
Paul
What a shame. I was so looking forward to having wet dreams tonight. I remember when I was in my teens ...pheeeew ! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ
Who am I doing...I´ll be doing YOU this weekend as it happens, funny you should ask.
No I´m currently, of course, screwing a retired porn queen with huge D-cup-no-silicone breasts, a long tongue and a cargo-load of sex toys.
FTR - i don\'t see how you are BI, because you obviously don\'t like women. Liking women involves being sexually arroused by them, not having sex with them.
as for those with the we are all BI theories, enuf of that. Women are more likely to be BI becaus women are just different then men. Men are not at all like women. I am sorry, but 95 percent of guys would vomit at the thought of kissing another guy on the lips. The thought is truly disgusting to most men who are straight. Meanwhile, some non bi women can do it almost casually.
Phantom
02-25-2003, 03:44 PM
is\'nt that another bi theory? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
It is in the sense that I am saying it is more common for women, but it is not the \"All women are BI\" theory that is ridiculous.
Most of what I say as far as the more common things comes from surverys asking women themslves, not my opion
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 04:26 PM
Anybody got a gun? /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif \'night, CJ, good to see you again.
Elana
02-25-2003, 04:34 PM
When I\'m done using it on someone else here, I\'ll hand it over /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-25-2003, 05:08 PM
If you\'re putting it to the good use I think you are, keep it. I\'ll go out and get you another box of shells. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Are you finished witht he gun yet?
It´s morning over here and I´ve sobered up now /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-26-2003, 05:20 AM
That\'s good, \'cause you can\'t have the gun \'till your at least sober. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Elana
02-26-2003, 05:22 AM
Good Morning ladies /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Wait your turn...I\'m not done with it yet
Paul canada
02-26-2003, 07:19 AM
Good Morning CJ:
Did you have some \"nice\" dreams last nite? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul
bivonic
02-26-2003, 07:39 AM
Elana you can hand the gun over now, I\'ve got something that you can enjoy much more <wink>
Elana
02-26-2003, 07:46 AM
Here ya go /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
bivonic
02-26-2003, 08:14 AM
Just goes to support my theory \"you catch more flies with honey instead of vinegar\" Err I mean \"with PENIS\".
**DONOTDELETE**
02-26-2003, 08:58 AM
Absolutely. Things go better with Penis.
Blackwidow_Woman
02-26-2003, 10:28 AM
FTR > Things go better with Penis..
You got that right..hehehe!! JR just walked in and its time for rope, cuffs, whip and his penis.....mmmmwwwwwaaaa!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-26-2003, 10:29 AM
Have big fun. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Blackwidow_Woman
02-26-2003, 10:33 AM
aint nothing like late lunch fun hehehehehe!!! im outa here...:) /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I was having nice (day)dreams about one person ( the one I mentioned in my PM) but then..... /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
Paul canada
02-26-2003, 12:58 PM
But then what?, CJ. Its a daydream you can make it anything you want. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
keep smilein\'
Paul
Ah you know what happened and it kind of put a damper on things. At least before I had some hope but now buhu. Still keep thinking about what if....CJ
bivonic
02-26-2003, 01:15 PM
Hey CJ this may be too personal, what decade were you born?
&
pics?
Elana
02-26-2003, 01:15 PM
:::::hands CJ a tissue and the gun taken back from bivonic::::::::
bivonic
02-26-2003, 01:19 PM
gruff. need to work on delivery, let\'s see, year you graduated college, nope too transparent, do you remember where you were when the US landed on the moon or where you were where kennedy was shot, maybe, hmmm - <ponders options>
**DONOTDELETE**
02-26-2003, 01:56 PM
She won\'t tell you, so you may as well quit. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
bivonic
02-26-2003, 02:00 PM
That\'s okay, I\'ll just assume she\'s a hottie.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-26-2003, 02:02 PM
There y\'go. As if there was any doubt!
Paul canada
02-26-2003, 02:04 PM
I wouldn\'t ASSUME she\'s a hottie.....I know she\'s a hottie!!!
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul
bivonic
02-26-2003, 02:06 PM
pics?
Elana
02-26-2003, 04:44 PM
Big B....Where are your pics?
bivonic
02-26-2003, 04:49 PM
I\'m waiting until I\'m perfect, I got a few more months left on that... /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif
Elana
02-26-2003, 04:52 PM
All right then...you just let us know when you are smokin hot. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Gerund
02-26-2003, 10:50 PM
************************************************** **
I have made a plan and implemented it. There\'s no \"open mind.\" There is executing the plan and fulfilling the objectives with ruthless precision whether I like it or not. We will see in the aftermath what was gained or lost.
************************************************** **
Wow...kinda like a Mother Teresa with First-Strike Capability? /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 03:25 AM
there y\' go.
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif ...snog..... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-27-2003, 05:34 AM
Seriously...you and Paul need to get a room. Do it and get it over with already. And of course give us pictures. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul canada
02-27-2003, 06:27 AM
Hey, who says we already haven\'t!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-27-2003, 06:41 AM
OK Paul.....that takes us to the second part of my post. Give us pictures. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif I only want the penis ones. Since FTR is now temporarily bi, you can send her the ones of CJ.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 06:49 AM
BI, not gay. I want the penis ones, too. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Paul canada
02-27-2003, 06:55 AM
Sorry, Don\'t think CJ wants us to kiss and tell. Well in this case kiss and show. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 08:07 AM
Big teases.
What\'s \"snog,\" anyway?
A room? I want a suite thank you
Sorry babe, but IF we took pictures there would be none of a d*ck without my `female equivalent´ ´now what I mean? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif .....snog..... /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
BassMan
02-27-2003, 01:21 PM
<blockquote><font class=\"small\">In reply to:</font><hr>
What\'s \"snog,\" anyway?
<hr></blockquote>Kiss.
A snog´s just a snog. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 01:52 PM
Ok, Bassman. snog snog to you.
Oh, what about the rest of us?
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:07 PM
No pics, no snog. That\'s the deal.
Can´t you look at pics from someone else? Why do does it have to be me?
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:17 PM
\'cause I HAVE pics of everybody else I send kisses to here. And they have pics of me. So why should you get kisses without any picture exchange?
Are you nervous yet about this weekend?
Well I want a pic of you too then.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:19 PM
Sick. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I bought whiskey. I think whiskey, self-hypnosis, and deep breathing techniques should work, what do you think?
Whiskey, self-hypnosis....I think you need more than that to survive a pic of me.... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:23 PM
HA. That\'s because you haven\'t seen my pics.
Send me your email address.
In response to your `new´ signature: I AM the curiosity I was born to be. I just lack the `gorgeousness ´
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:30 PM
I\'m f*ckin\' ugly and I don\'t care. CJ, I love you anyway.
I love you too /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:44 PM
oh, well, in that case ... snog ... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-27-2003, 02:46 PM
Tell me if CJ gives you her email address. I think I will faint /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:48 PM
Move over, then, \'cause I\'ll be fallin\' right down beside ya. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Elana
02-27-2003, 02:49 PM
Because if she sends her email address, you could trace her IP address and then we can get her home address and CJ will be exposed, finally. /ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif
What´s the big deal about my personal info? Hardly anyone here gives away personal info about themselves. I just don´t get it.
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:55 PM
Leave her alone! You\'ll scare her!
(big mouth)
Snog back....it´s been a while since I´ve been snogged. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Elana
02-27-2003, 02:57 PM
OK, where do you live? I want to come over and bring you dinner. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:57 PM
Oh, well, snog again, then.
(You sure we\'re just kissing?)
Elana
02-27-2003, 02:58 PM
I always thought snogging meant \"doing it.\"
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 02:59 PM
What the hell, I got a head start on Saturday.
Snog you, too, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
No we´re not just kissing at all. All this time we´ve been at it like rabbits.
No snogging is just snogging really. It´s a british expression. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Errr, what do you mean you gat a head start....are you going behind my back before we even started snoggin?
No Elena, `shagging´means `doing it´
Elana
02-27-2003, 03:12 PM
OK, then let\'s all shag /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I´ve just composed a sig and it´s not showing /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 03:15 PM
I warned you. At least I warned you. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
You warned me? When and about what? About Elena, well I never... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I´m off to bed soon, ALONE /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif .......AGAIN /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
Ahhh I wish this certain someone.........
Elana
02-27-2003, 03:26 PM
I\'ll send Paul right over
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 03:26 PM
Poor puppy.
It´s not Paul I´m thinking of...
....but send him over anyway /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 03:30 PM
He\'s not Mr. Right, but he\'s Mr. Right Now, huh? /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
Just had to correct the last post. My spelling really goes when I´ve had too much to drink.
Well he´s not let me know yet what he wants me to look like. I´ll wait and see. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I´ll see you all tomorrow. I need to get some kip .)
**DONOTDELETE**
02-27-2003, 03:46 PM
\'night, bedbugs.
ccbythesea
02-27-2003, 09:18 PM
CJ ........ \"snog\", \"kip\" ....... speak fuggin ENGLISH, will ya!!!!!
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Paul canada
02-27-2003, 11:11 PM
OK ITS MY TURN TO TALK DRUNK.... i DONT cJ WANTS TO TALK TO ME CAUSE i\'M CANADIAN...WERE NICE PEOPLE....MABE IF i
SAID I WAS A YANK SHE WO;DL ......WAIT BEING STUIP RIGHT NOW I LOVE cj AND GOING TO WAIT A FEW OURS TO SOBER UP.... CJ totall pissed now tihning of you....
OK the rest of the world I am totally drunk right now so all I\'m gouing to say is [bad word] off bugging CJ for her pic she os hot and we allknoow that .....I love CJ and if anyuone has a problem with taht they can take it up with me later cause i;m so pissed taht i gto to sleep for 7hours....
]
I love everyoune...esp CJ cause shes a babe
Paul ..your friendly CANANDIOAN
Paul canada
02-27-2003, 11:18 PM
ok starting to sobeer up now.. come on waiting to get [bad word] on by some stupid yank!!!!!!!!!!! come on we kick your ass in 1821 we dont sleep with our sisters we love Britian......
Sorry Bruce had lots of booze tonight!!!!! CJ if you want my pic just ask.....,.. OK OK GOING TO STOP MNOW JUST PISSED OFF GEORGEK BUSH OPSSS SORRY AND TONY BLAIR SO0RRRY GOING TO JUST SIT DOWN AND ENJOY LIFE AND THIK OF CJ AND HER SEXY BODY CAUSR SHES HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
bundyburger
02-28-2003, 12:10 AM
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bundyburger
02-28-2003, 12:16 AM
I wish \"I\" could sober up in 7 minutes. /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
CJ,
Since everyone is bugging you about the pic I will gladly offer you the chance to pass it on to me for safe keepin\' /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
See, easy fixed! They can bother me about it instead and you get to live a life free of horny guys giving you a hard time about it. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
Note: There is no fee involved.
Watcher
02-28-2003, 12:19 AM
That would be good.
Elana
02-28-2003, 06:41 AM
Poor sweet, drunk, horny Paul.
Why is CJ playing so hard to get?
Your suite and 8 bottles of wine are waiting for you both. Please do it already.
Elana
02-28-2003, 06:42 AM
Note to CJ- I happen to know that Canadian men are very well hung. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif Paul did mention something about 30 something inches.... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I am speaking english. Am I not? Most people seem to understand or not?
bivonic
02-28-2003, 02:03 PM
A pleasant faced man steps up to greet you
He smiles and says he\'s pleased to meet you
Beneath his hat the strangeness lies
Take it off, he\'s got three eyes
Truth is false and logic lost
Now the fourth dimension is crossed
You have entered the Twilight Zone
Beyond this world strange things are known
Use the key, unlock the door
See what your fate might have in store
Come explore your dreams\' creation
Enter this world of imagination
Wake up lost in an empty town
Wondering why no one else is around
Look up to see a giant boy
You\'ve just become his brand new toy
No escape, no place to hide
Here where Time and Space collide
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 02:09 PM
Bivonic, you need to quit smokin\' that stuff.
Yeah, either quit smoking it or give me some so I understand what the heck you´re on about! And there´s others complaining about MY occasional use of non-US idioms. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 02:36 PM
Bivonic\'s crazy.
Phantom
02-28-2003, 02:36 PM
I think the EW OD caused brain damage.
Elana
02-28-2003, 02:41 PM
No, don\'t make excuses for him. He is just nuts. /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif Always has been....always will be
HEY, I´ve become a pharaoh! When did this happen I only just noticed /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Oh I´m not a `dude´ anymore. I guess this means I have to stop being a cyber bi . /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif CJ
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 02:58 PM
Oh, MAN! Just when I turn bi and think I\'m getting a crush on you. Fine. Be that way.
I´m always open to persuasion. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
I´m off to get some kip soon.
TRANSLATION: I´m going to bed soon.
And seeing as Paul´s not interested in keeping me warm I´m going to bed with possibly a glass of one of the most amazing wines I´ve ever sampled, Balsac if I´m not too pissed -(TRANSLATION: too much under the influence of alcoholic beverages) - to read and some music.
CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
You think you´re getting a crush....on me? I think you´re the first in like 9 years!!
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 03:21 PM
Sounds lovely. Sweet dreams.
Elana
02-28-2003, 05:05 PM
Goodnight Phero Pharaoh CJ. May you dream about penises and fine wine /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 05:14 PM
I gotta admit, CJ, I think I\'m getting a little bit of a crush, yeah.
<smooch>
g\'night
Elana
02-28-2003, 05:15 PM
I can\'t believe how quickly you switched teams. The day you give up dicks, I am gonna sit down and have a good cry. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 05:25 PM
The day I give up dicks, my greatest pleasure in life, I will be dead, in which case I hope you\'ll sit down and cry for me, a little. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Gerund
02-28-2003, 05:25 PM
<whew> /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
02-28-2003, 05:27 PM
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bundyburger
02-28-2003, 09:31 PM
<<The day you give up dicks, I am gonna sit down and have a good cry. >>
Be honest. You would cry a \'little\' and then rejoice about the fact that there is more for you. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif
Ah well I guess I have to wait for someone else to fancy me after all.
HOW LONG?????
Elana
03-02-2003, 06:51 AM
<<HOW LONG?????>>
What do you mean how long? FTR wants you so bad it hurts. Paul has been crying to all of the forum members because you didn\'t show up at the suite. Everyone wants you! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
03-02-2003, 07:01 AM
CJ, damn, sam, give a girl a break. I can\'t help it if I still like penis but that doesn\'t keep me from having a little crush thing for you. I fancy you in a big way. Ask Franki, didn\'t I ask about you while you were gone, and fret over you.
I dunno, Elana. Maybe I\'m not good enough for her or something. ...
Elana
03-02-2003, 07:06 AM
<<I dunno, Elana. Maybe I\'m not good enough for her or something. ..>>
Ask yourself this question.....Is anyone really good enough for CJ?
**DONOTDELETE**
03-02-2003, 07:08 AM
Well, no, I mean, I wouldn\'t be that presumtuous. I couldn\'t be Ms. Right, but I could be Ms. Right Now for a little while and entertain her until Ms.Right comes along. Maybe I just got my hopes up too high. Can\'t blame a girl for trying.
I was not refering to you - it was more of a rhetorical question. Well no I´m whining a bit but I guessed you noticed that already. Not talking about cyber flirts either....ahh, I´m gonna get a quick bite to eat now, have not had any food today.
CJ
**DONOTDELETE**
03-02-2003, 08:18 AM
You\'ve got a right to whine. That\'s a long dry spell. Hugs.
How would you know if I had long dry spell? I´m not as big a maniac as you. When I don´t have the hots for someone that is. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
And the situation is even more complicated-emotionally- but I won´t go into details...why bother. snifff /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
Oooooh I showed up at the suite alright! Paul didn´t. I had to shag the room-service people. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif CJ
**DONOTDELETE**
03-02-2003, 09:54 AM
You said 9 years. That\'s a long dry spell in my book. Maybe they\'re more patient where ever it is you\'re from that they can\'t speak English.
Were the room service folks any good?
9 YEARS....WTF???? I never said 9 years.
Yeah, people are very patient, so patient that they have not started to learn english. hahaha. What are you talking about!?
I think those people spiked your drinks last night or have you been smoking illegal substances together with bivonic?
**DONOTDELETE**
03-02-2003, 10:21 AM
Baby, you did, too. Look back through this thread. You said 9 years.
Snog Paul and then shag him and then have a kip and you\'ll feel better (whatever the hell any of that means). /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif
F*ck I have to read the entire boody thread now? Okay then....
I wasn´t serious about that one. 9 years...8 1/2 thank you, just kidding. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif That was meant to be taken with a pinch, everyone thought I really meant it? Oh dear.
**DONOTDELETE**
03-02-2003, 10:38 AM
With you, who knows? You could be kidding, you could be telling the truth, you could be, like me, actually a short, fat, bald man.
You´re a short, fat, bald man? What a shame when I had almost decided to go bi /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
where´s PAUL? Where´s that room service.
Elana
03-04-2003, 11:28 AM
Where is Paul?
I think CJ really broke his heart. /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
03-04-2003, 11:32 AM
That CJ\'s a heartbreaker, all right.
Paul canada
03-04-2003, 11:39 AM
Paul\'s here,,,just been busy at work lately.
I don\'t think CJ would ever break my heart...well not on purpose anyway /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Be groovey
Paul
What are you two on about? I´m nice to Paul /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Would have been even nicer if he´d gotten his little bottie into that suite where I waited and waited.....until saw myself forced to call the roomservice for more champagne.....and seduce them instead.
CJ /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
Maybe I´m just not his type and he popped round to Elenas´ instead /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif Or he went to see FTR at that club /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif
Elana
03-04-2003, 12:00 PM
<<Maybe I´m just not his type and he popped round to Elenas´ instead Or he went to see FTR at that club>>
He did come by for a quicky, but it was just sex. He loves you
**DONOTDELETE**
03-04-2003, 12:01 PM
I hate it when that work thing gets in the way of your goofing off.
I don´t want the love thing it was meant to be just sex!!!
You must have really worn him out with that quickie. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif
Elana
03-04-2003, 12:33 PM
<<You must have really worn him out with that quickie>>
He really should start taking his vitamins
I always take my vitamins, that´s why I had the room service several times. Different ones too /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif The guy didn´t take his either I guess.
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