MOBLEYC57
02-16-2003, 06:18 PM
A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. \"Are you my doctor?\" he asked.
\"Yes, I am,\" said the doctor. The baby said, \"Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth, but if you would have slapped my a*s one more time....I would have had to kill ya!\"
He looked at his mother and asked, \"Are you my mother?\"
\"Yes, I am,\" said the mother. \"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born, and I loved the lite beer,\" he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, \"Are you my father?\"
\"Yes, I am,\" his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. \"Hurts don\'t it a*shole!\"
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\"Yes, I am,\" said the doctor. The baby said, \"Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth, but if you would have slapped my a*s one more time....I would have had to kill ya!\"
He looked at his mother and asked, \"Are you my mother?\"
\"Yes, I am,\" said the mother. \"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born, and I loved the lite beer,\" he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, \"Are you my father?\"
\"Yes, I am,\" his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. \"Hurts don\'t it a*shole!\"
HOPE YOUR DAY HAD YOU SMILING!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!