Finance and stockmarkets #2

[Watcher]

Ok anyone involved in investment or with any other knowledge, insights, experience or advice to do with the stockmarket and the world of finance and investment in general feel free to add youre advice, as we all are interested in making more money, therefore being more appealing to the opposite sex, this is related to pheromones by way of sexual power esp with males being related to money once the romance is gone.

Hey i had to link it somehow right.

[Watcher]

#1 prediction.

Dow Jones to be below 7000 points before years end.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Looks like I\'m headed for the Presbyterian Women\'s Home for sure, then. 401k down the crapper...as it stands, I can retire for about ... 18 months when I\'m 67 1/2. What now? Pray for an early death?

[Watcher]

Praying for an early death. Hey i think this could be quite a good thread people are interested and any advice can help out there.
Is it really 401k for a presbyterian womens home wow. Hey i want to retire early and fully intend to keep going.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

401k is a retirement plan where you invest your money long term, generally in stocks. Everybody\'s 401k is bleeding out. Which means when they get old, they won\'t have any retirement money to live on. So they\'ll have to go to some charity institution like the Presbyterian Women\'s Home. Or be homeless and live on a park bench. Or pray for an early death.

[Gerund]

It\'ll go back up, FTR. I promise.

[Gerund]

The stock market will rise again, just like a 15-year-old dick. lmao

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well, all right then, if you say so.

[Mtnjim]

\"Looks like I\'m headed for the Presbyterian Women\'s Home for sure, then. 401k down the crapper...\"

Only matters if you are going to retire tomorrow.

[Watcher]

Oh that would be the governments compulsury superannuation funds here in australia, our employers put some away (pension plans thats what they are lol.)