Semen-taste enhancing dietary supplement patent

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U.S. Patent No. 6,485,773

\"Semen-taste enhancing dietary supplement\"

This invention regards a novel and unobvious dietary supplement formulation of relatively specific ratios of fruits, vegetables, and spices that when ingested by the male results in a significant improvement to the taste of the male ejaculate by reducing its generally salty and/or bitter taste while also adding a pleasant flavor that is considered by 98.5% of all customers as very enjoyable.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6485773.WKU.&OS=PN/6485773&RS=PN/6485773 (\"http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6485773.WKU.&OS=PN/6485773&RS=PN/6485773\")

[Lutz]

I can only say, \"Wow.\" /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[cuddlebear]

Customers? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

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That\'s what I said, too! \"Customers\"? Where is this guy doing business? /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif Are they handing out samples at grocery stores? \"Would you like to sample Cream of Sum Young Guy? Very tasty! Good for you, too!\"

[Wolfe]

A positive benefit of improving your diet is that it has an overall effect on the TASTE of your semen. Many men find that their sexual partners refuse to \"swallow\" based on the fact that their semen has a bad bitter taste, or that it\'s too thick and makes them gag. Again, eating healthy will change both the flavor and consistency of your ejaculate.

Tips to consider:
Don\'t eat red meat.
Avoid alchohol whenever possible.
Eat more fish, chicken, fruits & vegetables.
Drink lots of water.
Also, drinking one or two glasses of pineapple juice a day can make your semen less acidic, as well as giving it a milder (less bitter) taste.

http://bigdicksare.lookingat.us/ejaculation.htm (\"http://bigdicksare.lookingat.us/ejaculation.htm\")

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SDR eats red meat and whatever else he wants, and smokes, too. His cum tastes like milk.

[franki]

I doubt much men would do all those things, just to see their woman swallow .... /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

Franki

[Sexyredhead]

Honestly, I prefer the beef-eater taste myself. Too much chicken tastes like well, cream of chicken soup--not my fave. Just as long as there\'s not too much spicy food--carries over--I\'m happy. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Whitehall]

I had little idea that you women could consciously relate a man\'s dietary habits to their seminal taste.

I suspected so in theory and have suggested increased celery as a \"folk\" enhancer (one of the ingredients above, BTW), but your first \"hand\" knowledge is deeply impressive. Sort of an \"oral\" transmission of knowledge.

Learn something new every day!

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The only thing I know for sure will make a guy\'s semen taste bad is if he drinks. Heavy drinkers have nasty godawful tasting, gotta-spit-it-semen, in my experience.

[cuddlebear]

Hey, reds, what\'s a Sadhu???

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The opposite of a Happyhu.

(I have no idea. What are you talking about? Is it a riddle?)

[cuddlebear]

LOOK AFTER YOUR NAME GIRL!!!!

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Oh, sh!t! lol what\'s Bruce done to me now? off to www.dictionary.com ...

Ok, it\'s \"An ascetic holy man.\"

or woman, as the case may be, I reckon.

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That\'s cool, thanks Bruce.

[BassMan]

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Ok, it\'s \"An ascetic holy man.\"

<hr></blockquote>Actually, a bit more than that. The implication of sadhu is an advanced yogi who has mastered the higher yogic powers. I suspect it\'s being used here in reference to your mastery of the higher sexual powers that come with advanced understanding of the pheromonic lore...

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Boy, have I got you all snowed .... /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[DrSmellThis]

Who want to go to all that trouble? Just eat healthy, avoid coffee and stuff before, and eat fruit. It doesn\'t matter -- whatever\'s on hand. Whatever you like. Pumpkin sees are good for semen in general, and should help too. Avoid alpha-lipoic acid before sex -- especially you women!!! sulphuric smells and tastse result...

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What\'s alpha whatever acid, and why would I eat that anyway?

[Sexyredhead]

Watch that be the scientific term for chocolate... lol

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My luck. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[DrSmellThis]

just an antioxidant that folks have been discussing...
EAT MORE CHOCOLATE.

[Icemone]

Cool thread /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Thanks FullTilt

I can just imagine you with your flowing red hair and dazzling green eyes
searching for these kinds of interesting sites while at work and driving all the Men there crazy.

Dr.Smellthis is right about Alpha Lipoic Acid, though. It makes your urine smell the way Asparagus does. NOT pleasant! It rivals EW.

It is an anti-oxidant and helps with blood sugar and is used in some Creatine supplements

( LOL the one I won\'t name tech nically that has a TON of sugar in it to enhance the absorption of creatine and load up your muscles and is a tough cell and also makes you
pee like a Thoroughbread Race Horse!!!! )

There are many similar Healthy \"green\" type products to this semen-enhancing powder/pill yet
this has some good extras that I take separately.

P.s. Truffels, Cellery and Horse Chestnut are supposed to have low levels of \"pro-hormones\" The HC did seem to boost the NONE scent and I think cellery is RONE?

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Actually, my attorney gave me that link. Another patent attorney emailed it to him, and he shared it with me, so I shared it with you. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif


Onions - I knew a couple where the woman wouldn\'t let the man eat onions because she said it made his semen taste bad. I\'m wondering whether MSM would make me taste bad. It\'s sulpher ... hm ...

[Lucky]

Onions and garlic take my cart off the path.

[seadove]

Sadhu = An ascetic Hindu holy man usually meditating under a banyan tree all day long.

Semen-taste etc = WOW

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[Sexyredhead]

Put it this way, if your guy\'s semen tastes kinda like spicy Mexican food, and that\'s what he ate a couple days ago, then you begin to wonder if maybe there\'s a connection. So you figure out what tastes good, and try to steer him in that direction.
Don\'t you ever notice that with your ladies?

[Wolfe]

they do say \'you are what you eat\', might be something to that in more than one way.

[Goddess]

&lt;The only thing I know for sure will make a guy\'s semen taste bad is if he drinks&gt;
Or smokes a lot of dope or does coke - this makes it taste like old gym socks - UGH. Kinda makes ya wanta hurl! Course, when your first love is dope and coke, ya really don\'t need a real live woman! HA

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Coke will definitely ruin his performance over time so whatever he might think he needs, he won\'t be able to do much with if he gets it.

I haven\'t had that problem with pot smokers, though. At all. Interesting.


Heavy drinkers taste reminds me of once when I was little and decided to brush my teeth with Ajax. OH GOD did that taste bad.

Old gym socks. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif whew.

[Gerund]

I once read an even worse description of bad-tasting cum, referred to as \"a mixture of clorox and buttermilk.\" Made me wonder, at the time, how it was that men EVER got blowjobs. lol

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I know that taste. It burns your throat so bad an you can\'t get the taste out of your mouth for ever.

Some men taste good, though.

[Gerund]

Sounds ghastly! I\'ve never tasted any pussy that would be that horrible! So can we conclude that guys usually get a better deal when doing oral sex on women?

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Mine is sweet, but beyond that I have no knowledge.

[Walter_Mitty]

OK FTR, I have tabulated your monikers... You are quite the mover and shaker around here. So here goes.

Recovery 3
Sadhu 7
Full Member 1
Sadhu 1
Dharmic Warrior 2

Pretty impressive for one topic. You have to let us know how you do it (oh another bad pun...)

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does anyone know where this thing is available? puritan.com?

[Goanna]

I saw it advetised in Maxim. The website is <a target=\"_blank\" href=http://www.sweetrelease.com/dr/v2/ec_dynamic.main?sp=1&amp;pn=2&amp;sid=37791>www.sweetrelease.com</a>

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anyone else know anything about a product version of this patent? i don\'t know how much i want to taste like apple :-P

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They have a version for women, too! WOW! What do you guys think? Would it be good for her to taste like oranges??

[Mtnjim]

\"They have a version for women, too! WOW! What do you guys think? Would it be good for her to taste like oranges??\"

Personally, I prefer the taste of...

Woman!!

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[Goanna]

heres a few more
http://sweetsecret.com/ (\"http://sweetsecret.com/\")
http://cum-so-sweet.com/ (\"http://cum-so-sweet.com/\")
http://www.semenex.com/home.html (\"http://www.semenex.com/home.html\") (This ones been around for a while, I saw it advertised a couple of years ago)