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seadove
02-09-2003, 11:05 PM
Gay Bob goes into the doctor\'s office and has some tests run. The
doctor comes back and says \"Bob, I\'m not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS.\"

Bob is devastated. \"Doc, what can I do?\"

\"Eat 1 sausage,1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in
hotsauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box
of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.\"

Bob asks, \"Will that cure me, Doc?\"

Doc says, \"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your a$$ is for.\"