View Full Version : THE COSTUME PARTY

02-08-2003, 11:07 PM
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
Being a devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume, and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was
still early, decided to go to the party. Since her husband didn\'t know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching how her husband
acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice \"chick\" he could and copping a little feel here,
a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and, because she was a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
went to one of the cars and had passionate sex in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away, got into bed and wondered what kind of explanation he would make up for his
outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up and reading when he came in, so she
asked what kind of time he had.

\"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you\'re not there.\"

Then she asked, \"Did you dance much?\"

He replied, \"I\'ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker
all evening.\"

\"You must have looked really silly in that costume playing poker all night!\" she said
with obvious sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, \"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. He said he
had the time of his life.\"