View Full Version : Good 'ole George "Dubyuh" Bush

02-07-2003, 10:31 AM
\"Ariel Sharon of Israel is a Man of Peace\"
George W. Bush

\"General Musharraf of Pakistan is a Democrat\"
George W. Bush

\"The inhabitants of Greece are the Greecians\"
George W. Bush

\"The French don\'t have a word for \'Entrepreneur\'\"
George W. Bush

\"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.\"
George W. Bush

\"If we don\'t succeed, we run the risk of failure.\"
George W. Bush

\"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future.\"
George W. Bush

\"The future will be better tomorrow.\"
George W. Bush

\"We\'re going to have the best educated American people in the
George W. Bush

\"I stand by all the misstatements that I\'ve made.\"
George W. Bush

\"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have
a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.\"
George W. Bush

\"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
orge W. Bush

\"For NASA, space is still a high priority.\"
George W. Bush

\"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
George W. Bush

\"It isn\'t pollution that\'s harming the environment. It\'s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.\"
George W. Bush

\"It\'s time for the human race to enter the solar system.\"
George W. Bush

02-07-2003, 10:40 AM

02-07-2003, 10:40 AM

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What\'s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That\'s what I want to know.

Condi: That\'s what I\'m telling you.

George: That\'s what I\'m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow\'s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya\' asking me for?

Condi: I\'m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I\"m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That\'s the man\'s name.

George: That\'s whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi: That\'s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

eorge: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don\'t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

02-11-2003, 09:19 PM
Yes. But sometimes he can be downright profound. As in, “One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.”

And I don’t think anybody can beat Dan Quayle’s, “I believe we are on an irreversible trend towards more freedom and democracy — but that could change.”

02-12-2003, 09:18 AM

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