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seadove
02-07-2003, 02:35 AM
Theres this woman and her and her husband\'s sex
life wasn\'t doing that great. So she went to the
doctor and the doctor gave her a bottle of pills
and ordered her to put one pill into her husbands
coffee every morning. So the first morning she
does as the doctor said and that night the sex
was great, so the next day she decides to put two
pills in and instantly the husband is horny.
Finally, on the third day she puts the whole
bottle in and it\'s CRAZY, all day they just had
sex. A couple of days later the doctor called to
see how everything was going and a little boy
answered the phone. The doctor asked, \"How\'s your
daddy been?\" The boy answered, \"Well, let\'s put
it this way, my mom\'s dead, my sister\'s
preganent, my a$$ hurts, and my dad\'s on the
front porch saying Here Kitty Kitty Kitty\"!!!


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