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02-04-2003, 11:43 AM

Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was
taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the
chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn\'t have
much of a choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Billy took the

He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The blue lights
of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror. He pulled over
and a trooper came to his window. When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
\"Just a moment, please, I need to call in.\"

The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief. He said, \"I have a REALLY
important person pulled over and I need to know what to do.\" The chief
replied, \"Who is it, not Ted Kennedy again?\" The trooper said, \"No, even
more important.\" It isn\'t the Governor Jed Bush, is it?\" asked the chief.
\"No, even more important,\" replied the trooper. \"It isn\'t the President
George Bush, is it?\" \"No,\" replied the trooper, \"even more important.\"

\"Well, WHO in the WORLD is it?!\" screamed the chief. The trooper responded:
\"I don\'t know for sure but I think it might be Jesus, because his chauffeur is Billy Graham!

02-04-2003, 09:32 PM
LMAO wolfy

Such an unexpected finale.