Bruce
01-30-2003, 04:08 PM
Kid comes home from Church with 2 black eyes.
His mom says: \"Billy what on earth happened to you?\"
Billy: \"Well, we were singing a hymn when I noticed that the lady standing in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt crack. So, I thought I would be helpful and pull it out for her, but she got angry and hit me in the eye!\"
Mom: \"I\'m sorry to hear that, but what about the other eye?\"
Billy: \"Well, she got so darn upset about me pulling the dress out, I figured I\'d better put it back.\"
Bruce
His mom says: \"Billy what on earth happened to you?\"
Billy: \"Well, we were singing a hymn when I noticed that the lady standing in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt crack. So, I thought I would be helpful and pull it out for her, but she got angry and hit me in the eye!\"
Mom: \"I\'m sorry to hear that, but what about the other eye?\"
Billy: \"Well, she got so darn upset about me pulling the dress out, I figured I\'d better put it back.\"
Bruce