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MOBLEYC57
01-30-2003, 02:18 PM
A blonde, wanting to earn extra money, decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, \"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge me?\" The young woman said, \"How does $50 sound?\" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes were in the garage.

The man\'s wife overheard the conversation and asked, \"Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?\" The man replied, \"She should. She was standing on it.\"

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. \"You\'ve finished already?\" he asked. \"Yes,\" the blonde replied, \"And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.\"

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.
\"And by the way,\" the blonde added, \"it\'s not a Porch. It\'s a Lexus.\"

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