View Full Version : Oh that little Johnnie !

01-29-2003, 10:22 PM
Johnny\'s Vocabulary Class

A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word \"fascinate\" in a sentence.

Molly said. \"My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.\"

The teacher said, \"That was good, but I wanted you to use the word \'fascinate\' \".

Sally raised her hand. She said, \"My family went to the Statue of Liberty, and I was fascinated.\"

The teacher said, \"Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word \'fascinate.\' \"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word \'fascinate\', so she called on him.

Johnny said, \"My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight.\"

The teacher fainted!!!

OK I\'m in a good mood today, so I posted two.

01-30-2003, 08:16 AM
Keep \'em coming! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

01-30-2003, 08:20 AM
I love little Johnnie. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

01-30-2003, 10:50 AM
Hehehehehe!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif