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seadove
01-28-2003, 09:57 PM
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married
again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried,
and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to
the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who so devotedly fulfilled
His commandment to \"be fruitful and multiply.\"

In his eulogy, the preacher said, \"Lord, they\'re finally together.\"

Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, \"Does he mean her
first, second or third husband?\"

The neighbor replied, \"I think he means her legs.\"

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