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MOBLEYC57
01-27-2003, 10:57 AM
The actual signs and bumper stickers spotted around the country:

** On a Plumbers truck : \"We repair what your husband fixed.\"

** Pizza shop slogan: \"7 days without pizza makes one weak.\"

** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: \"Invite us to your next blowout.\"

** At a towing company: \"We don\'t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.\"

** In a non-smoking area: \"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.\"

** On a maternity room door: \"Push. Push. Push.\"

** At an optometrist\'s office: \"If you don\'t see what you\'re looking for, you\'ve come to the right place.\"

** On a fence: \"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.\"

** In a veterinarian\'s waiting room : \"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!\"

** At the electric company: \"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don\'t, you will be.\"

** In the front yard of a funeral home: \"Drive carefully. We\'ll wait.\"


KEEP SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Blackwidow_Woman
01-27-2003, 05:27 PM
These were to funny,,
If you get any closer , il flip a bogger on your windshield.
If you can read this, you need to stop and change the air in
your head.
Drive it like you stoled it!!!!!!
I have two B!#ches, one i sleep with and one i drive..
I eat road kill.. eeewwwwww!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

MOBLEYC57
01-28-2003, 09:18 AM
\"I eat road kill\"

MY KIND OF WOMAN!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

EXIT63
01-31-2003, 06:58 PM
Hardwood floor guys van:
Say no to RUGS

Blackwidow_Woman
01-31-2003, 07:15 PM
/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif >(I eat road kill\" )

MY KIND OF WOMAN!!!

hehehe!! you betcha!!!
\"Watchout For Mudlick!!!! \"
\"My Chevey 4x4 Loves 2-Tracks\" /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

MOBLEYC57
02-01-2003, 11:08 AM
\"Watchout For Mudlick!!!! \"


MUDLICK!? Now did me tongue awake when me read dat ting? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Blackwidow_Woman
02-01-2003, 12:16 PM
wouldnt you love to know what mudlick is... wink, wink,, hehehe!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

MOBLEYC57
02-01-2003, 12:48 PM
Come on!!!! Who\'s your Buddy, who\'s your Pal!!? Say it!! \"You are MOBLEYC57!.\" Okay....now tell me what it means, cause now I want to know. /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif

Wolfe
02-01-2003, 01:47 PM
you sure about that??/ heh

Blackwidow_Woman
02-01-2003, 02:51 PM
No hes not sure about that.. whos my buddy?? whos my pal??? Im not telling hehehehe!!! But as far as Mudlick goes.. well its alittle like mmmmmm .. il give ya a small hint.. Chocolate Syrup and!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Wolfe
02-01-2003, 02:53 PM
lol

Blackwidow_Woman
02-01-2003, 03:53 PM
> Get in, Shut up,Get on this, Do me hard!!
> Dads the boss, Right mommy??
> Zero to bitch in 4.0 seconds
> HUNKED ON FONIKS WERKD FER MEE! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
> Moody bitch seeks average guy for love-hate, hot , nasty, dirty, mean sex.
> If men had periods theyd brag about the size of there tampons.

this ones my fav,,, /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
> This truck is protected by a pissed off mom with a serious sex problem!!!

last one,
> I wonder how youd drive with a car phone shoved up your A$$

**DONOTDELETE**
02-01-2003, 04:55 PM
\"49 percent bitch, 51 percent sweetheart -- don\'t push it\"