View Full Version : JEWISH HUMOR

01-27-2003, 05:29 AM
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.He asked his
father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the
family car.

His father took him into his study and said, \"I\'ll make a deal
with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little,
get your hair cut and then we\'ll talk about it.\"

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his
father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went
into the father\'s study where the father said, \"Son, I\'ve been
very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you\'ve
studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn\'t get your hair cut.\"

The young man waited a moment and then replied, \"You know,
Dad, I\'ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long
hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus
had long hair.\"

The rabbi said, \"Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked