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MOBLEYC57
01-26-2003, 12:50 PM
- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

- Don\'t imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

- So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

- If they put a man on the moon - why can\'t they put them all there?

- Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.

- Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.

- Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

- Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

- Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

- Women don\'t make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.

- The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

- A mans idea of serious commitment is usually \'oh alright, I\'ll stay the night.\'

- Sadly, all men are created equal.

- Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

- The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of \'former boyfriend.\'

- There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they\'d be wrong but you can still use them.

HOPE YOUR SUNDAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!

Lucky
01-26-2003, 01:52 PM
Another great one!

I love these:
- Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
- Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

Blackwidow_Woman
01-26-2003, 04:35 PM
yup thats funny but this one is so true..( What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!!!!) Then i watch him go outside and make a [bad word] of himsefl in the snow... LOL!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif