wanted

[Wolfe]

WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

[Elana]

Wolfe- That\'s so funny /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Blackwidow_Woman]

Hehehehehehe!!! PLease!!!! lol!!!
Man wanted for sex object only..
there 1 line only.... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Wolfe]

/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[bundyburger]

Yeah... But where are the contact details?? /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Elana]

bundy- It\'s the same woman from K-Mart. Did you throw out her number?

[Wolfe]

i could find BBW easy enough /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
believe i\'ve already been given the invite \'of anytime\' /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well, brag about it on the forum for everybody to read, why don\'tcha.

[Wolfe]

ok, i will
BBW told me any time i was welcome to come see her /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[bundyburger]

\"bundy- It\'s the same woman from K-Mart. Did you throw out her number?\"

She didn\'t give me her number. She gave me a voodoo-breast on a necklace instead. She said all I had to do was flick it\'s nipple really fast and she would be where ever I was in the blink of an eye. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

Bundy- FTR was correct...you really are demented /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[bundyburger]

\"I\" don\'t even know how I came up with that one. LOL /ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif

...hmmm... but it sure would make a great wish if I ever come accross a genie. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Wolfe]

now THATS what i\'d call a hit /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

Yeah, when she hit him in the eye as he was trying to unhook her bra

[Wolfe]

LOL,.tis better than none at all /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Blackwidow_Woman]

Thats right any time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Blackwidow_Woman]

(She said all I had to do was flick it\'s nipple really fast and she would be where ever I was in the blink of an eye.) Hey that was tweek the nipples and blow on them.. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[bundyburger]

Ooops... My mistake. You did too. No wonder you didn\'t come a few hours ago. I tried all sorts of things on them. I lost the necklace yesterday so I\'ve had to hold the breast in my mouth, by the nipples. I\'m being careful not to bite too hard and have been rolling the nipple around in my teeth to stop the one spot from getting sore. If this is a nuisance tell me and I\'ll have to leave the voodoo-breast at home. I don\'t want to put you out. /ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif The necklace will be fixed as soon as I get the chance. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Blackwidow_Woman]

keep rolling and bite alittle.. use more tounge!!!! you could also take it out and rub it alittle on the tip of your head... um no pun intended but the one below...!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif And im not from fricking K-Mart!!! hehehehe!!! Now see you already forgot shame on you....

[bundyburger]

But the voodoo-breast has a tag on it \"Made in USA. (c) Black-Widow Novelties Inc. To be sold only in K-Mart. Number #0001\"

It also says not to be sold seperately, but why have I only got one??? Who else has the other one?? /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Blackwidow_Woman]

Drats K-Mart ripped me off again,, hhhmmm now how to fix this prob...let me go look at my toys..mmmmmmmmm, now this one is just right, warm hard, throbs,, Nope not a blue light special..have to go test it... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Wolfe]

if you don\'t know where to stick \"the pin\" by now, you\'re in some deep stuff /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif