The Fleshlight

[MaxiMog]

http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/ (\"http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/\")

Anyone tried one of them? Apparently they\'re very good! The testimonials there, but elsewhere on the net, too. I\'ve still got to find a negative review (the \"worst\" was a guy who thought little of it in the beginning but got to like them VERY much after a couple of weeks (he was not using it 100% correctly either))

[franki]

LOL, I saw them too in some sex catalogues. You are not gonna try that out I hope ...

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

I spoke with a guy on this forum that uses it and really likes it a lot.

[franki]

I hope you report on the forum about your experiences. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Wolfe]

i hope i never have to resort to one /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

I don\'t see anything wrong with a guy using one. What\'s the difference between a guy jacking off with his hand or using a sleeve? Women use toys all of the time.

[proteus]

The whole idea is absurd. If I ever have to resort to something like that, someone please shoot me!!

[Elana]

Do you find it absurd for women to use vibrators?

[MaxiMog]

>I don\'t see anything wrong with a guy using one. What\'s the difference between a guy jacking off with his hand or using a sleeve? Women use toys all of the time.

I\'m with Elena on this, you know.

>The whole idea is absurd. If I ever have to resort to something like that, someone please shoot me!!

The idea is ONLY absurd if you start preferring that thing or masturbation in any way above normal intercourse. And even then I\'m sure there are exceptions.

Besides, not too long ago there was this topic on masturbation. Is this something different than another form of masturbation? There were several guys there saying they cannot go without a minimum of masturbating at least once a day, or once every two days. Is it always supposed to be a hand-job or what? If you do it, do it good, and if a thing like that is able to make it much more fun, then why not give it a go. If you masturbate once a day (not exceptions at all it seems) keep in mind that that thing is capable of making that moment be more fun EVERY day!

[Elana]

<<If you do it, do it good, and if a thing like that is able to make it much more fun, then why not give it a go. If you masturbate once a day (not exceptions at all it seems) keep in mind that that thing is capable of making that moment be more fun EVERY day!>>

You\'re my kind of guy /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[proteus]

I have no problem with anyone doing whatever they want to, including women using vibrators. However, the idea (for myself) of buying one of these objects is actually beyond absurdity. We differ on this, and to each his or her own. I would feel pretty pathetic if I as a man, had to resort to one of these things - guess I\'m old school in this way. As it is I wish even masturbation wasn\'t necessary but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. If I have to do that, so be it - get it over with quick and fast, but I\'m not about to turn it into a whole event and start buying fake pussies and such devices!!

I guess it stems from my thoughts that masturbation itself can become a crutch, and causes too many folk to lose the \"urge\" to go out there and meet new people etc. so from this perspective I\'m not a huge fan of it either. But then as I said sometimes that\'s the only way - but if I have to get one of those devices well, as I said already, please shoot me.

[MaxiMog]

Of course I am! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/cool.gif

Really, it\'s just common sense! In fact If think they were masturbating while writing their posts. Remember a quote by Robbie Williams: \"God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to operate one at a time\"

[Elana]

<<but if I have to get one of those devices well, as I said already, please shoot me.>>

Stop beating around the bush....are you going to buy one of these toys or not? /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[proteus]

Not in a million years!!!!!!!! :-)

[Wolfe]

lmao, well darlin, i havent had to do that much in my life either /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif..always found the \'real\' deal to be abundent enough

[Wolfe]

i\'m not saying it is wrong to use it ..i\'m saying i\'ve never had a need for such a device and hope i never will

[Elana]

I can get laid whenever I want, but it doesn\'t stop me from getting myself off several times a day

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yes. And my vibrator\'s an exact replica of a penis and I enjoy it. I don\'t see why a guy shouldn\'t have something similar. It\'s got nothing to do with getting the \"real thing.\" Masturbation\'s an activity most people keep up even when cohabiting and having lots of sex or having lots of sex available. Why not enhance your pleasure?

[Elana]

It\'s also a lot of fun to do with a partner

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yes, and sometimes it\'s fun to bring all the toys into the bed, too. Elana, did you check that site out? What is with the \"Limpy\"??? And I\'m curious what\'s in the container part of the Fleshlight. Is there something inside there once you penetrate it, or is that just a receptacle and all the stimulation comes from the orifice reproduction part? I\'d love to get a mouth one for SDR. /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

[proteus]

Let me put it this way. Lets say I just began dating a lady - I\'m out at her apt. and by chance I come across a vibrator on her couch that she forgot to put away - all I or any guy would think is \"she is hot etcetc.\". If however, you flip it and lets say I just began dating a lady and she comes to my apt. and she comes across a fake pussy, or one of those plastic dolls - she would hightail it out of my apt. and would call me a sick f\"\"k/never speak to me again. I mean seriously, if you were dating some guy and you found something like that tell me that I\'m wrong that you\'d feel very queasy about him?

Now generally I don\'t care about folks opinions of me and do what I want to do. But to me there are things men just don\'t do (that\'s why I said I\'m probably old school on this) and one of those is play with fake pussies etc.

But FTR and Elana, I agree playing with toys can be fun, and y\'all are my kind of ladies - independent, intelligent, know what you want and go for it etc. and wish more were like you. But when it comes to the whole fake thingies - well I\'d rather someone John Bobbit me than ever get to that state :-)

[Elana]

I used to special order big, black strap ons for little white men, as well as Jeff Striker penis pumps /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif, so I don\'t think it would phase me if I walked into a guys house and saw a fake pussy, but...you are correct in that it probably would freak out the average woman. So boys....hide your toys /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I probably would have been freaked out when I was younger. It took me forever to buy myself a b.o.b. and I had issues about it - I felt like it pegged me for a loser and I felt it would freak a guy out, and I felt it was unnatural to put something inanimate inside me. However. I wouldn\'t be without mine - and SDR gave it to me, actually. Vibrators and dildos DO freak some guys out completely, it\'s amazing how completely threatened they are by them.


I guess you\'d just have to make sure you don\'t leave it out in plain view. Put it with that secret porn stash. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Elana]

Proteus- If you do end up buying one and forget to put it away when I come over, it will be fine. Actually I would ask you to demonstrate it for me. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Wolfe]

now that would be a waste /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
much better place for it to be

[franki]

The advantage of the fleshlight is that you can mistake it for a flashlight. So one would have to worry less about hiding it.

Franki /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[proteus]

<<<FTR wrote: Vibrators and dildos DO freak some guys out completely, it\'s amazing how completely threatened they are by them. >>>

Weird guys if you ask me. If the lady I was with had vibrators or dildos it\'d be totally cool with me & only thing I\'d want is to see her use them on herself as often as possible or let me use them on her - big turn-on to watch a woman play with her toys /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif


Elana wrote: <<If you do end up buying one and forget to put it away when I come over, it will be fine. Actually I would ask you to demonstrate it for me. >>

Well no chance I\'d ever buy one so guess there will be no such demonstrations when you come over. As Wolfe said, there are much better places to put \"it\" than in a plastic thingy /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[Blackwidow_Woman]

well i know one thing i would never be without my assortment of diffrent toys or sexual things i use on me or the man im with..The one im with now not only loves diffrent things and likes me to use them on him as well but it really makes sex very fun and intresting and very pleasurable, NOT BORIING!!!!!!! As far as me seeing guys with things hey more power to them it dont bother me one bit and its a real turn on.... /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[bivonic]

Here\'s a review I found in deja.com, a little more detailed then what was contained in this thread:
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\"... Sorry I didn\'t send Nurzy a get-well card, btw. I went
and got me a Fleshlight Wednesday night, so I\'ve been,
shall we say, too busy to write.

I am here to tell you that, so far, this thing is the finest
invention of the \'90s...

It comes in a variety of colors, as well as an \"oral model\"
(the \'entrance\' on that one is shaped like a rubber tard
mouth). Unfortunately, the curio shop had only the pink
model in stock. Guy behind the counter says these things
actually move pretty good. \"Both models, too,\" he says.

Basically, it\'s a Cunt-In-A-Can disguised as a Wal-Mart
flashlight. It even has a dummy button on the side, pre-
sumably so you could hide it in plain sight (or maybe
bring it with you in the old tackle box when you go fish-
ing with the guys, right?).

Cavity lining feels a lot like Silly Putty, and sticks to the
skin if not lubed up well. Like Silly Putty, it also picks up
everything it comes in contact with -- newsprint, dog hair,
stray pubes, you name it.

The Fleshlight (made by Interactive Life-Forms, btw -- in
case you\'re shopping for the holidays early) comes with
surprisingly detailed instructions on how to care for your
new girlfriend, too. The \"lifelike vagina\" must be removed
from the tube, washed and dried, then replaced after each
use, to prevent the growth of mold, fungus- whatever it is
semen and cheap moisturizer ferment into if left to their
own devices.

I\'ve begun switching off between the new challenger and
my own \"inter-active life form\" (left hand) to weigh the ad-
vantages. I\'ll let you know the final verdict after another
half-pint or so....\"
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Then -- sure enough -- four days later:


\"... 72 hours of wanking, and I\'ve discovered that the
Fleshlight is a lot easier on the treasured member than
calloused ol\' Miss February here, especially now that
it\'s Springtime In Dixie (six to eight sessions a day)...

I\'ve also discovered that I was using *way* too much
lube. I\'ve cut the portion down to five or six drops (as
opposed to a \"dollop\"), and now the friction is firm, yet
smooth- and I\'m not losing the vacuum grip anymore,
which, quite frankly, was a lot like getting a bj from
an inflatable doll with a cleft palate...

....also happy to report that, unlike my last SR, the
Fleshlight isn\'t losing its shape. And now that I have
the real hang of it, I\'m amazed by the sheer volume of
jism I can produce from one pull. Stuff literally *pours*
out of this thing after use. I accidentally spilled it on-
to my camera bag after last night\'s workout and eff-
ectively glazed the top of my brand new, $200 flash....\"

Cheers!
Vomit(II)
Driving Miss Smirnoff

\"A woman is, occasionally, quite a serviceable substi-
tite for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imag-
ination, to be sure.
-- Karl Kraus


ObConvinced: After getting these mails, I phoned my
local Artifical Vagina Emporium to inquire on availa-
bility of the Fleshlight -- and they want like *$45* for
the fuckin\' thing...

\"Thanks, anyway.\" <click>

Just send me yours when you\'re finished, okay, pal?

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With an attitude like that, I\'m real glad he\'s got himself a Fleshlight and isn\'t inflicting himself on the female populace. Brings new light to the slur, \"wanker.\"

[MOBLEYC57]

What\'s the difference between a guy jacking off with his hand or using a sleeve?

LOVE YOU EL!!! The difference being....let me walk you through this....grab a bananna as though you\'re going to jack it off. Notice that the thumb is located North, and the pinky\'s South. POW!!! You\'ve got the normal missionary jack off grip!!!!. You go girl!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif Now....put the banana down El, turn your hand so that the thumb is South and the pinky is North...now grab the banana with your hand this way (the top of your hand should cover the banana instead of your thumb and finger tips). When you jack off normally El, it gets old day after day, but when your turn your hand around and close your eyes, you can pretend someone else is doing it!!! Madonna, Janet Jackson, J-Lo, Demmi Moore, El, BWW, Lucky, FTR, etc. etc. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif Use a sleeve, flip it around....nothing changes!!! Same old sleeve!/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif Tater!!!

P.S. He could save his money and use a banana peel!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif Just kidding! If he wants a sleeve...more sleeve to\'em! /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[Elana]

and once again...for my

friend Ssssssst /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Icarus]

She\'s good.

(oh

yes)

[franki]

wow, this is a nice

thread /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Elana]

I have heard great

reviews from several guys on this toy. Doesn\'t anyone here have one that wants to tell us (in detail) about it.

Pics would help too.

[Icarus]

Comedy. I have an

image in my head of a dude that puts a bow on his and calls it darling.

It gets its own pillow, place set at

dinner (nightmares at family Christmas gatherings) and he even defends its honour at bars.

I call him Royston.

He\'s kinda lonely.

Steve

[franki]

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The Fleshlight
comes with
surprisingly detailed instructions on how to

care for your
new girlfriend, too. The \"lifelike vagina\" must be removed
from the tube, washed and dried,

then replaced after each
use, to prevent the growth of mold, fungus- whatever it is
semen and cheap moisturizer

ferment into if left to their
own devices.


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It\'s even more

work than with a real girl .. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Kari]

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I have heard great reviews from several guys on this toy. Doesn\'t anyone

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Pics, yes! I learn visually.

[Kari]

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Anyone tried one of them? Apparently they\'re very good! The testimonials there, but elsewhere on the net, too.

I\'ve still got to find a negative review (the \"worst\" was a guy who thought little of it in the beginning but

got to like them VERY much after a couple of weeks (he was not using it 100% correctly either))

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They look like ice cream cones, to me. I don\'t think I would think ill

of a guy who indulged. Practical design, too! interchangeable heads, colors, scents.

[Elana]

It would really turn me

on to watch.

[Whitehall]

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It would really turn me on to watch.

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Darlin\', anything and everything turns you on... and we all love you

for it.


Seriously, using a EW-spiked lube with it offers possibilities. The copulins will result in more sperm

being ejaculated since the male body knows (usually) when its masturbating and when its got a shot at the real

thing.

[Holmes]

Those things look

menacing. Can you say testicular torsion?


Holmes

[Kari]

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It would really turn me on to watch.

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Maybe you and I could watch some of these guys?

[Elana]

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It would

really turn me on to watch.

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Maybe you and I could watch some of

these guys?

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Oh honey...I am way ahead of you. I have already seen

several dozen of the L-S men in full glory. Very impressive. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Kari]

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It would really turn me on to watch.

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Maybe you and I could watch some of these guys?

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Oh honey...I am way ahead of you. I have already seen several dozen of the

L-S men in full glory. Very impressive. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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WHOA! Care to share? &lt;g&gt; C\'mon guys.. what am I, chopped liver?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Elana]

You gotta give to get.

It\'s a trading game. You show them yours and they will show you theirs.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Icarus]

Since Elana stopped

giving home-visits, the US goverment has had a real problem on its hands.

They\'ve had to start numerous wars

just to give the young men something to do.

Steve

(I\'ve still not got a digicam)

[Elana]

send all pics to

elanasprivateemail@yahoo.com (\"elanasprivateemail@yahoo.com\")

Ssssssst...I am gonna want several

shots with the kilt

[koolking1]

I guess it isn\'t

so bad when you compare it to the Menage-a-trois toy I happened upon while shopping for a vibrator for a lady

friend. It\'s got 3 sleeve-like rubber things and the packaging says: \"get a couple cases of beer and invite

two of your buddies over to your trailer for a whole lot of fun\". I\'ve heard that cutting an appropriate sized

hole in a tomato and then microwaving it makes for an exciting evening too - but I am certainly NOT recommending

that anyone try this as it\'s most likely very very dangerous. At a minimum, test first with your pinky finger.

[Elana]

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I\'ve heard that cutting an appropriate sized

hole in a tomato and then microwaving it makes for an exciting evening too

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and when you are finished, you have a delicious snack.

[bjf]

yea, but will it be as

delicious if you freeze it and put on lay-away?

[kat]

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I\'ve

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and when you are finished, you have a delicious snack.

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Note to self: Do NOT accept dinner invitations from forum members if

\"stuffed tomatoes\" are on the menu
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

kat

[Sexyredhead]

Didn\'t you

know? It\'s the creamy sauce that makes them taste better. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kat]

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Didn\'t you know? It\'s the creamy sauce that makes them taste better.

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Let\'s

see

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Yep I guess

youre right /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

kat

[Kari]

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and when you are finished, you have a delicious snack.

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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!