Xehupatl
01-21-2003, 01:07 PM
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON\'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Grand Prix racing is not a sport!
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Black folks do tan!
6. N\' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. Velveeta Cheese and Chips is not a real meal.
9. Having your dog lick your face is not cute.
10. Sweat-shirts, shorts and flip-flops are not cute.
10 -INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON\'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Gold plated teeth does not make for a great smile.
3. Having a ring on every finger is not the bling bling.
4. O.J. did it
5. MuthaF-er should not begin every sentence.
6. There are some outfits that hats don\'t go with.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Black women aren\'t the only ones with a nice juicy booty.
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
10. Jennifer Lopez is not black.
10- INISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON\'T ADMIT:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. All used cars are not meant to be sold.
3. Your country\'s flag is not a car decoration.
4. If (fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful then why the hell are you Here?!
5. Mami and Papi can\'t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is not the best of a fashion statement.
7. Grocery Shopping does not require that the whole family to attend.
8. Celebrating your holiday does not require that you block off the whole street.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. A prom dress should only be worn to a prom.
10- INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW BUT ASIAN PEOPLE DON\'T ADMIT:
1. Department stores are not the same as Swap Meets.
2. Every food dish couldn\'t quite possibly be made with chicken or fish.
3. Cutting people in line is not ok.
4. One napkin with a large food order is not enough.
5. Selling the same merchandise as the thirteen stores next to yours at the same exact price is stupid.
6. Changing your name to something more white, just doesn\'t do it. .
7. Jackie Chan is not funny without Chris Tucker
8. Dressing in 60\'s wardrobe is no longer considered a cool thing.
9. Moth balls is not consider perfume.
10. Having extra land in your backyard does not mean you should build an apartment building on it.
(taken from http://www.myjokemail.com) (\"http://www.myjokemail.com)\") (you\'re welcome, jeff)
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1. Elvis is dead.
2. Grand Prix racing is not a sport!
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Black folks do tan!
6. N\' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. Velveeta Cheese and Chips is not a real meal.
9. Having your dog lick your face is not cute.
10. Sweat-shirts, shorts and flip-flops are not cute.
10 -INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON\'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Gold plated teeth does not make for a great smile.
3. Having a ring on every finger is not the bling bling.
4. O.J. did it
5. MuthaF-er should not begin every sentence.
6. There are some outfits that hats don\'t go with.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Black women aren\'t the only ones with a nice juicy booty.
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
10. Jennifer Lopez is not black.
10- INISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON\'T ADMIT:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. All used cars are not meant to be sold.
3. Your country\'s flag is not a car decoration.
4. If (fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful then why the hell are you Here?!
5. Mami and Papi can\'t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is not the best of a fashion statement.
7. Grocery Shopping does not require that the whole family to attend.
8. Celebrating your holiday does not require that you block off the whole street.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. A prom dress should only be worn to a prom.
10- INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW BUT ASIAN PEOPLE DON\'T ADMIT:
1. Department stores are not the same as Swap Meets.
2. Every food dish couldn\'t quite possibly be made with chicken or fish.
3. Cutting people in line is not ok.
4. One napkin with a large food order is not enough.
5. Selling the same merchandise as the thirteen stores next to yours at the same exact price is stupid.
6. Changing your name to something more white, just doesn\'t do it. .
7. Jackie Chan is not funny without Chris Tucker
8. Dressing in 60\'s wardrobe is no longer considered a cool thing.
9. Moth balls is not consider perfume.
10. Having extra land in your backyard does not mean you should build an apartment building on it.
(taken from http://www.myjokemail.com) (\"http://www.myjokemail.com)\") (you\'re welcome, jeff)
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