Xehupatl
01-21-2003, 12:55 PM
I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.
As we met on the path, I greeted her, \"Hi there, my, aren\'t you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have.\"
\"Thank you, sir\" she said, \"And what a nice day this is isn\'t it?\"
\"Yes it is\" I answered, \"My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you\'re wearing.\"
\"Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn\'t it pretty?\" she said with a beaming smile.
\"Yes, very pretty\" I answered, \"By the way, what\'s your name?\"
\"Sally.\"
\"What a nice name. And what is your dog\'s name Sally?\"
\"Oh, sir, my dog\'s name is \'Porky\', isn\'t that cute?\"
\"Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him \'Porky\'?\"
\"Because he likes to fu€k pigs!\"
As we met on the path, I greeted her, \"Hi there, my, aren\'t you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have.\"
\"Thank you, sir\" she said, \"And what a nice day this is isn\'t it?\"
\"Yes it is\" I answered, \"My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you\'re wearing.\"
\"Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn\'t it pretty?\" she said with a beaming smile.
\"Yes, very pretty\" I answered, \"By the way, what\'s your name?\"
\"Sally.\"
\"What a nice name. And what is your dog\'s name Sally?\"
\"Oh, sir, my dog\'s name is \'Porky\', isn\'t that cute?\"
\"Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him \'Porky\'?\"
\"Because he likes to fu€k pigs!\"