MOBLEYC57
01-21-2003, 08:45 AM
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant\'s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare-ass bottom. He thought \"Wow\" these gals really have it nice!!
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably, tickling his balls.
\"Aha\" he thought, \"no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!\"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly and tickling his balls once more with talc.
\"Man, this is great,\" he thought as he reached out and pressed the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what the hell had happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane while he was on the toilet.
The nurse explained, \"Yes, you must have been having a really great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button.\"
HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare-ass bottom. He thought \"Wow\" these gals really have it nice!!
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably, tickling his balls.
\"Aha\" he thought, \"no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!\"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly and tickling his balls once more with talc.
\"Man, this is great,\" he thought as he reached out and pressed the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what the hell had happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane while he was on the toilet.
The nurse explained, \"Yes, you must have been having a really great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button.\"
HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif TATER!!!