Big ole hit with PI/w

[Elana]

I must confess...I rarely remember to wear my mones, but I did yesterday when I ran into Blockbuster to get a video. I was walking in and a guy was walking out. He was staring a hole right through me. A few seconds later I noticed he came back into the store. He walked by me and asked me my name. I told him, smiled and walked away. He kept following me. He had already made his transaction, so he was just standing around watching me. When I made my transaction, he ran ahead of me, opened the door and said \"Elana (and he pronounced it correctly) /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif, when can I see you again?\" I kindly rejected him, but he was persistent. He asked me where I worked so he could come by to see me. I jumped into the car and drove away.

I know that we are documenting hits for the testimonial page, so I thought I would share.

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Yeah! that\'s a big ole hit! /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[seadove]

Actually that was me.I know how to pronounce your name right./ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Elana]

Obviously I knew it was you. Didn\'t you notice how fast I jumped in my car and drove off into the night? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[seadove]

You didn\'t understand my British accent.
I told you \"Your slip was showing\"
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[Elana]

Oh....is that what you were trying to tell me when you grabbed my boobs?

[seadove]

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I was trying to er.... straighten your Star of David necklace...

Now you\'re gonna tell the whole world that I planted a kiss on your voluptuous mouth hah?
Well you stole my Cadbury\'s chocolate bar and I was trying to retrieve it from you !!
Hee hee.

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[Elana]

I wanted to see if it really was a big bar of chocolate down your pants or if you were just happy to see me. It turns out it was both. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif I didn\'t realize it was the chocolate that I put in my mouth....my bad.

[Gerund]

?Melts in your mouth, not in your hand? /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

[seadove]

I\'m glad you didn\'t say I touched your butt.You see you were falling and......

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Oh, a likely story, I\'m sure ...

[seadove]

It\'s true, It\'s true.

I swear, I swear.

I\'m good, I\'m good.


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[Elana]

Ivan, next time wash your hands before you grab my butt. You left two big handprints on my Earl Jeans. /ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

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I thought you were quicker than that with getting those jeans off, Elana. ...

[Elana]

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[Goddess]

Ok - I\'ll bite....

just how good are you????

Goddess wants to know!

[Elana]

You just have to ask me. /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif
He really is the best.

[seadove]

<<< You just have to ask me.
He really is the best. >>>

Thank you Elana.
But I\'m really just the best exclusively for you my baby.

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