EXIT63
01-17-2003, 06:40 AM
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
great big
huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down
and says, \"7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis,
testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown\".
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by
slapping his
face and shaking him. He asks, \"Are you Ok??\"
In a very weak voice Mike says, \"Excuse me, but what
did you
just say to me?\"
The big dude says, \"When I saw the curious look on
your
face, I just figured I\'d give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me.
\"I\'m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis,
my
testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner
Brown.\"
Mike said, \"Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said \'Turn
Around\'\"
great big
huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down
and says, \"7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis,
testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown\".
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by
slapping his
face and shaking him. He asks, \"Are you Ok??\"
In a very weak voice Mike says, \"Excuse me, but what
did you
just say to me?\"
The big dude says, \"When I saw the curious look on
your
face, I just figured I\'d give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me.
\"I\'m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis,
my
testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner
Brown.\"
Mike said, \"Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said \'Turn
Around\'\"